Elfyr

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  • Daemonheim, RuneScape
  • 36 years-old
  • Saturday 18 August 1990
  • Single

About Elfyr

Je suis un pingouin

Elfyr - Followers

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Elfyr's page visits

Hugged!

Saleim Mayoua

Elfyr's FML badges

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Back from the party

An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

The list of badges to find

Elfyr's favorite FMLs

Louane13 tells us more.

Louane13 5

Bien que ça fasse maintenant 3 ans, je me souviens de ce jour comme si c'était hier !! je suis l'auteur de la VDM et afin de répondre à plusieurs commentaires: ce n'étais pas du tout en fin de journée mais vers 10/11h, il n'y avait vraiment pas beaucoup de monde ce jour là (un petit lidl de village !) et quand j'ai demandé à la caissière de vérifier elle a soufflé et à vérifié en montrant bien que je la faisais chier... Je ne dénigre absolument pas e métier de caissière (que j'ai moi même effectué lors de vacances d'été !) mais j'avoue que celle ci était vraiment irrespectueuse...

Skylise tells us more.

Skylise 33

Oula, que de réactions ! Alors, pour clarifier quelques points de discordes: - déjà, je suis une fille, donc pas "il" (c'est pas très grave en soit mais bon, je tiens à le signaler) - oui, "léviter" est mis là délibérément. Et oui, j'ai fait la blague volontairement. - non, nous ne marchons pas comme des éléphants, nous retirons nos chaussures dans l'entrée et marchons en chaussettes. Notre appart est aussi tapissé de moquette et de tapis. Je crois qu'on fait le civiquement possible pour ne pas déranger nos voisins. Désolée de vivre :) - la voisine est question est une vieille de la vieille, genre elle était déjà là quand le bâtiment a été construit, dans l'ancienne RDA (j'habite à Berlin). Je crois qu'elle regrette son ancien voisin, Mr Marx, et est particulièrement déçue que de sales étrangères capitalistes soit venues remplacer son protégé au nom si évocateur :)

unegalerienne tells us more.

unegalerienne 9

Bonjour à tous ! Alors, tout d'abord je souhaite vous remercier d'avoir validé, lu ma VDM et essayé de me rassurer en disant que je chante "telle une sirène attirant son Ulysse" ou qu'il essaye tout simplement de suivre le rythme ! Mais malheureusement, je pense que je suis loin d'avoir une voix sublime et je m'en rends bien compte quand j'essaye d'aller dans les aiguë pour suivre la voix d'Adele ou de Lana Del Rey à la radio... Les cours de chants n'étant pas pour tout de suite, mon petit poisson devra encore attendre avant la fin de son supplice (VDM pour lui comme vous le dîtes !). Je vous remercie encore ! Cordialement, UneGalerienne ;)

FishO_o tells us more.

FishO_o 12

Escusez moi, j'ai sûrement mal du m'expliquer: Je suis en fait partie demandé le code WiFi, et a cause de mon pitoyable accent anglais, la réceptionniste à cru que je lui demandait du vin blanc, et m'a donc envoyér au bar ^^