About Collegue
Je ne suis ni l'alpha ni l'omega. Je suis un être humain conscient de son éternelle imperfection et du monde tout aussi imparfait dans lequel il évolue. Mais j'aime l'imperfection, ça me donne soif, soif de connaissances, soif d'échanges. J'aime analyser la nature humaine, je me nourris de cerveaux. Je ne suis qu'une jeune femme qui vieillit comme tout être, comme toute chose, à la même vitesse et je n'ai aucunement l'intention de laisser filer le train de ma vie sans analyser chaque parcelle du paysage qui défile. Mon mode "°REC" tourne à plein régime, je savoure chaque instant de façon à voir exploser avec magie un feu d'artifice de flashes et de bruits dans mon esprit au moment où je rendrai mon dernier souffle. Rien n'exclut donc, en toute logique, que vous soyez, vous aussi susceptible de faire partie de ces souvenirs "son et lumière".
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Collegue's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • So, what happened next…

    You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    3%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    0%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    12%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    27%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    5%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    82%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
    10%
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