Calmos
By Baguette - 25/03/2011 08:43 - France
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By Baguette - 25/03/2011 08:43 - France
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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By Codeine - 27/10/2011 23:18 - France
Elle ne s'est pas servie du fouet ! En fait, ma mère s'est réveillée vers 3h du matin car elle a entendu un bruit. Elle a donc ouvert la porte de ma chambre pour savoir si je dormais encore et a vu mon lit vide. Ayant vu mon portable sur mon bureau, elle n'a pas pu appeller. Elle a donc décidé de m'attendre pour me surprendre quoi (elle a réussi par ailleurs...) et donc je l'ai retrouvée dans ma chambre, le fouet à la main. Quand je suis rentrée j'ai eu les chocottes mais elle ne m'a en aucun cas fouetté. On a discuté une bonne demi heure, elle ne m'a pas trop engeulé, juste fait la morale, c'était largement suffisant ! lol. Et petit PS, je suis une fille, donc non bizarrement, j'ai pas pensé à trouver cela excitant de voir ma mère en chemise de nuit, decoiffée et avec un fouet. Merci de valider... ;)
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By minibuch1505 - 19/02/2012 19:55 - France
Boujour à tous et à toutes Je voudrais d'abord vous remercier d'avoir aimer cette VDM, comme quoi j'ai bien une VDM :) Pour ce qui est de la VDM illustrée, j'aimerais bien mais le dessin, ce n'est pas mon fort, loin de là. Peut être qu'il y en aura qui se diront que cette VDM est fausse, mais non, elle est vraie :) Sur ce bonne soirée ( ou bonne nuit pour ceux qui dorment)
C'étaient des Caterpillar, des chaussures sauvages qui nécessitent de la poigne si on ne veut pas qu'elles se rebellent une fois au pied. Mais maintenant, j'ai compris la leçon : je ne tire plus mes lacets vers le haut, mais vers le côté ! Comme ça, s'ils cassent, ce n'est pas moi qui prendrai le coup, mais la personne à côté de moi.