mlle_moore

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  • Friday 20 October 1995
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About Mlle_moore

«La parole humaine est comme un chaudron fêlé où nous battons des mélodies à faire danser les ours, quand on voudrait attendrir les étoiles.» Madame Bovary, G. Flaubert.

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Mlle_moore's FML badges

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Godlike spy - 007 level

You're following 200 people

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

Amateur spy - Johnny English level

You're following 50 people

Master spy - Maxwell Smart level

You're following 100 people

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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Mlle_moore's favorite FMLs

Conference tells us more.

Conference 6

Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Dans le cadre professionnel, mon futur-ex mari fait souvent des conférences, mais je n'assiste pas toujours car j'ai aussi un métier. Étant en repos, j'ai voulu donc faire lui faire la surprise d'assister à l'une d'elle. Au début, j'ai réellement cru qu'il m'avait vu, et quand j'ai vu une autre femme se lever, j'étais très énervée. J'ai même lâché un "c*nnard" et mes voisins m'ont bien entendus. Après, c'était la fin de la conférence, donc tout le monde s'est levé. Je l'ai attendu dehors, puis je me suis avancée vers lui. Je crois qu'il était vraiment surpris. Je l'ai bien entendu giflé en lui disant qu'à son retour il devra faire ses valises. Je suis ensuite partie. Et j'attends toujours son retour, il n'est encore pas revenu chercher ses affaires, j'hésite à les donner à une association caritative !

Drey tells us more.

Drey 49

Rhah génial, je la voulais publiée celle-là. Mes p'**** cons, heu élèves, m'en ont fait voir des vertes et des trop mures, mais c'est vraiment la première fois qu'il y en a un qui arrive à me filer un fou rire en classe ! Le plus drôle c'est quand il a cité les fruits et légumes - courgettes et bananes ça va de soi, mais il a également proposé la technique consistant à faire un trou dans une pastèque... Je vous laisse deviner la suite ;-) Je m'étonne de ne pas voir de commentaires de sa part... Tu n'assumes pas ???