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By lemoche - 23/02/2013 10:55 - France - Orphin
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By sexycow - 13/03/2013 13:33 - France
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteure de cette vdm! Pour éclairer certains points à propos de "l'acceptation du vibro" il faut que j'explique des choses que j'ai été incapable de formuler: - il travaille à plus de 200 km de chez moi alors on ne vit pas encore ensemble donc il vient me rendre visite un w-e sur 2. Avant de le connaître j'utilisais déjà mon vibro, ça atténue déjà le fait qu'il puisse penser que je m'en sers parce qu'il ne sait pas me combler (oulaaah, j'ai perdu quelqu'un en route dans cette phrase?). - de plus, il préfère largement que je prenne du plaisir seule (plus ou moins si on considère son vibro comme son meilleur ami -ce n'est pas franchement mon cas m'enfin sait-on jamais-) plutôt que j'aille coucher à droite à gauche même si on se fait confiance. - et enfin ben comme finalement ça ne lui fait rien que je possède cet engin, il s'est volontairement dévoué pour que je m'amuse encore plus lorsqu'il n'est pas là! Il a passé toute une après-midi dessus pour me faire cette "charmante surprise". Même si je ne peux plus m'en servir, j'ai trouvé ça quand même mignon à sa façon ^^ Merci d'avoir validé ma VDM et bonne soirée à tous (avec ou sans jouet ;) )!
By Totor le taureau - 13/03/2013 14:39 - France - Lille
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By tino83 - 14/03/2013 05:30 - Australie - Sydney
Coucou tout le monde ! Bon je suis l'auteure de cette VDM, donc j'apporte quelques précisions =) Certains commentaires m'ont bien fait rire =) Donc, en fait, mon frère a été la première personne a savoir que j'avais un chéri, je voulais pas en parler à tout le monde avant de savoir si c'était quand même sérieux. Et comme avec mon frère, nous sommes très proches, les deux ont tout de suite sympathisé et aujourd'hui ils sont bien potes. Sur la photo, je suis au milieu, et je les tiens tous les deux par la taille. Et non, mon copain ne fait pas efféminé, au contraire, on dirait que je suis entourée de 2 gardes du corps. Non c'est juste que mon frère a mis du temps avant de présenter une copine à mes grands-parents, une avec qui ça a duré. Sauf que ça s'est mal fini, il y a peu de temps. D'où l'idée de mes grands-parents qu'il aurait pu, peut-être réaliser qu'en fin de compte il était gay, ou qu'en désespoir de cause, pour oublier les filles, il se soit tourné vers la gente masculine, mais ils disaient ça sans trop y croire non plus. Après, non, ils n'ont rien contre les gays, on a un cousin qui est pacsé avec un homme, pas de soucis de ce côté-là =) Mais bon du coup, ils ont rencontré mon copain, ça c'est très bien passé. Et ils attendent que mon frère se remette =) Voila pour les petites précisions, pas de roulage de pelle, de tripotage, de gens en foncé (moi ça m'a fait rire =) ) et rien de bien méchant en fin de compte !