Quoi ma gueule ?
By sancho5984 - 02/06/2013 09:04 - France - Mouvaux
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By sancho5984 - 02/06/2013 09:04 - France - Mouvaux
By lolo_normand - 03/06/2013 03:11 - France - Bassussarry
By Anonyme - 03/06/2013 12:54 - Belgique - Louvain
By Anonyme - 03/06/2013 15:52 - France - Paris
By VAUDOO - 03/06/2013 18:55 - France - Paris
By Livivien - 04/06/2013 19:14 - Suisse - Menzingen
By ViveLesVacances - 04/06/2013 21:29 - France - Vasselay
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By WnonC - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Le Cellier
By Lol - 07/06/2013 20:58 - France
By mae74 - 07/06/2013 22:04 - France
Salut à tous!je suis l'auteure de la vdm. Certains commentaires m'ont bien fait rire! Pour répondre à certains, mon homme est loin d'être égoiste, mais sur le coup il a pas compris pourquoi je veux m'en faire retirer. Pour la petite histoire, je suis la maman d'1 merveilleux bébé. Avant d'être enceinte j'avais 1 grosse poitrine et maintenant c'est encore pire c'est encombrant, c'est lourd et j'ai 1 scoliose dans le haut du dos. Et pis c'est choquant je fais du 36 avec 1 bonnet E, autant dire que c'est disproportionné! Passez 1 bon week-end!!
By DaddyCook - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Jossigny
By Fourchelangue - 15/06/2013 14:09 - France - Dargoire
By fofy_05 - 15/06/2013 20:34 - France - Metz
By Amélia - 16/06/2013 09:44 - France - Juicq
By Django05 - 16/06/2013 22:42 - France - Reims
Salut à tous je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Naturellement cette situation m'a mis dans une position inconfortable. Je croyais m'être complètement planté mais ça à eu tout l'effet contraire (incroyable non) Vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire. J'en retiens une leçon : Toujours se relire avant d'envoyer les sms. Bonne suite sur VDM à tous ;-)
By Julian - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Toulouse
By Supercat - 19/06/2013 05:48 - France - Biot
By Anonyme - 19/06/2013 14:39 - France - Gap
By Clement - 20/06/2013 09:25 - France
Et les extrémistes, on se calme !!! C'est moi qui ait fait le coup (j'ai acheté le déguisement "Willy" sur Pearl.fr). J'ai aussi posté la VDM avec le prénom de mon collègue (Yoan).En fait, Il n'a pas encore reçu le colis, il sait que j'ai utilisé sa carte pour acheter une connerie, et je lui filerai le lien vers "sa" VDM une fois reçu. Il sera tout heureux d'avoir son 1/4 d'heure de gloire. Croyez moi, je ne le ruine pas avec une dépense à 45 €, et il était tout heureux quand je lui ai ramené sa carte (on ne va pas rentrer dans les détails, mais on était au Mexique). Bref, vu qu'il est fan de VDM, je ne pense pas me retrouver en GAV, il n'ira pas porter plainte, et mon employeur ne me licenciera pas (même si a priori, ça ferait plaisir à certains)