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By filspervers - 17/02/2015 11:01 - Réunion - Saint-pierre
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Coeur avec les mains
By Ahlala85 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Belleville-sur-vie
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By Sakiyo - 03/03/2015 19:38 - France - Port-de-bouc
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By Batbat - 05/03/2015 20:53 - France - Port-de-bouc
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By princeronron - 05/03/2015 23:42 - Suisse - Prilly
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Bonsoir, Je suis l'auteur de cette vdm. Je suis contente de voir que je ne suis pas là seule à avoir un petit prince. Vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire. C'est un chat qui heureusement n'a que cette petite manie. Par contre mon chien a aussi ces petites exigences. Il refusera de manger si qui que ce soit se trouve sur la terrasse ou dans la cuisine qui relie la terrasse. Mais bon on les aime quand même ces petites boules de poils.
By Tork - 15/03/2015 21:50 - France
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By no quiero bailar - 17/03/2015 16:14 - France
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By Paspolie - 17/03/2015 20:00 - Suisse - Vevey
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By Signe - 20/03/2015 05:11 - France - Montereau
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Bonjour, Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Merci à tous pour vos mots de réconfort. Quelques précisions : Sans être très jeune, ma tante est décédée à 60 ans d'un cancer rapide. Ma grand-mère a 80 ans passés, mais l'âge ne change rien à la douleur de perdre un enfant. Bref, l'intervention de la petite (4 ans) était plutôt justifiée… Ma grand-mère a pris cette remarque comme il convenait : avec humour et bon sens. Elle a simplement embrassé la petite et lui a répondu en souriant : "Tu as bien raison ma chérie" En réalité, les plus gênés étaient les spectateurs de la scène (et en particulier les parents !), alors qu'entre l'aïeule et la petite fille, il n'y a eu que douceur et tendresse.
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By le tact - 23/03/2015 00:22 - France - Harnes
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By jeprefereenresterla - 25/03/2015 16:34 - France - Saint-varent
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By JP. - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Suisse - Geneve
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By Doc - 08/04/2015 16:02 - France - Valenciennes
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By valouuuu67 - 13/04/2015 21:55 - France - Oberhoffen-sur-moder
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By pointg - 14/04/2015 08:59 - France - Lahonce
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By cultura - 15/04/2015 16:35 - France - Jardin
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By gratgrat - 15/04/2015 18:50 - France - Marseille
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By CDIenpoche - 17/04/2015 13:11 - Allemagne - Berlin
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By imparable - 21/04/2015 07:52 - France - Reims
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Bonjour à tous! Je suis l'auteure de cette Vdm et me suis créer un compte pour vous apporter quelques précisions. J'avais déjà entendu un chat miauler pendant plusieurs minutes comme ça il y a plusieurs mois, mais la semaine dernière ils s'y sont mit à plusieurs! Les 2 premières nuits ça n'a pas duré très longtemps, donc ça allait. Mais la troisième ça à duré au moins une bonne demi-heure, je dis au moins car à 2h00 du matin j'ai finit par aller chercher des boules quies qui sont effectivement devenues mes meilleures amies... Il y a un chanteur principal qui chante en continu et au moins deux autres qui s'ajoutent de temps en temps (surement les choeurs) et je vous assure que le résultat n'est pas terrible du tout ! Le pire c'est que j'ai moi même un chat qui dort dehors, donc quand j'en entends un miauler je m'inquiète de savoir si c'est pas lui qui aurait un problème... Et histoire d'en rajouter j'ai aussi un chien, qui lui dort dans la maison mais a tendance à grogner quand il entend les chats miauler... c'est joyeux à la maison ! Je ne connais pas encore la date du concert, mais je vous tiens au courant, en tout cas ce n'était pas hier soir : je ne les ai pas entendu ! Voilà, merci à tous pour vos commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rire!