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At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
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By EDE1979 - 12/02/2015 21:46 - France - Villeneuve-loubet
Bonjour, je suis la maman du petit galopin qui m' a posé cette question ! Il me l'a posée en voiture, mais je ne venais pas de prononcer cette phrase! Cela dit, je ne suis pas un ange et ai peut-être déjà prononcé cette phrase devant lui... Un oubli de clignotant dans une situation peu ambigüe, ça passe, mais dans un rond-point, ça a le don de m'énerver au plus haut point, surtout si ce conducteur était déjà un boulet auparavant ( vous savez, celui qui pile, qui fait des queues de poissons, qui roule super lentement en ville genre à 30 et à 110 quand on peut enfin doubler,etc..), ou si sur votre long parcours, vous en avez déjà croisés deux-trois comme ça... Alors, oui, j'avoue, ça a pu m'échapper un jour! ( déjà que j'ai horreur de conduire, mais mon chauffeur est en vacances, pfff!) Cela dit, malgré un sentiment de honte (oui, je dis parfois des gros mots!), je suis très contente que ma VDM ait été validée! Merci les MODOS, vous êtes pas des connards ^^
By stvalentin... - 14/02/2015 10:00 - France - Moulle
By Anonyme - 16/02/2015 07:42 - France - Paris
Bonjour, je suis l’auteur de cette VDM, la 2ème !!! Youpi ! Pour vous expliquer le contexte. Depuis plusieurs années, avec une amie nous nous envoyons pour noël un colis contenant des spécialités de la région. J’envoie du fromage de chèvre et du vin de Touraine, elle m’envoie des saucissons de Lacaune (retenez le nom ;) petite ville du Tarn. Chaque année la factrice me demande ce qu’il y a dans ce colis qui embaume dans son camion, voire dans les locaux de la poste… mais je ne m’attendais pas à ce que celui de cette année arrive avec 4 couches de scotch rouge avec la mention « ouvert par la douane ». Le scotch supplémentaire a limité les odeurs mais pas notre fou rire. Les douaniers ont bien dû se marrer, les chiens être au grand désespoir car ils n’ont rien eu du tout. (En gros cette VDM est pour eux) Rien ne manquait et tout avait été bien remballé. Merci à l’équipe de la douane ! On ne pourra pas dire que leurs chiens manquent de flair en tout cas. Par contre, je me demande s’ils vont repérer le colis d’échange qui contient les fromages de chèvre …