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By el Falcao - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
By el Falcao - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
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By Anonyme - 22/01/2015 18:23 - France - Croix
C'est moi l'auteur de la VDM, tout d'abord désolé pour le "voix" au lieu de "voie", l'erreur est humaine. Pour ceux qui doute parce que le pseudo n'est pas le même, c'est simplement que je n'étais pas identifié. Pour répondre à ceux qui se demande la suite de l'histoire, non le gars en question a tracé sa route, et c'est quelqu'un d'autre qui m'a aidé. Des gens comme ça on en croise régulièrement mais heureusement ce n'est pas la majorité. Pour ceux qui pense que je ne suis pas non-voyant (ou aveugle pour les chipoteurs), si je le suis et depuis mes 17 ans étant mal-voyant avant depuis ma naissance. Et comme l'a dit un commentaire, c'était princesse qui l'a dit, on peut utiliser le logiciel de lecteur d'écran Jaws, qui nous permet de naviguer sur le net, dans les différents menu, discuter sur msn etc... d'autres ont parlé d'une appli sur tél, il s'agit de voiceover sur Iphone. L'informatique n'est pas totalement accessible, car c'est quelque chose qui avance sans cesse et le temps que les différentes applis, logiciels soient rendus utilisables pour nous, on a toujours un train de retard sans vouloir faire référence à la VDM mais pas mal de choses le sont. On utilise des pc's tout à fait normaux, mais il y a aussi effectivement des outils bien spécifiques qu'on appelle des blocnotes braille où l'interface est simplifié et avec un clavier braille, bien que certains propose d'avoir un clavier azerty. Et on est tellement entraîner qu'on tape plus vite que laplupart des voyants. L'informatique, je le redis est un des domaines les plus accessibles pour nous, j'ai fais des études de développeur, avant de m'orienter dans autre chose, mais pas pour une question d'accessibilité. Pour les paralympiques, j'étais présélectionné, c'est à cause d'une blessure que je n'y suis pas d'ailleurs, tous les types d'handicap y sont représentés, les déficients visuels, les emputés, etc... je vous invite d'ailleurs à signer la pétition qui tourne sur le net pour que les para ait une meilleure visibilité en France. Peace