By Anonyme - 18/07/2011 16:30 - France
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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By Anonyme - 18/07/2011 16:30 - France
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By Alidea - 23/07/2011 14:28
Bah pour moi, utiliser mon cerveau quand je stresse me permet de me concentrer sur autre chose =) Mais j'ai survécu ;)
By Ouiski-bar - 23/07/2011 15:21 - Espagne
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By Cookie - 25/07/2011 12:27 - Belgique
« Etonnamment », je n’ai pas très envie qu’elle soit illustrée… Nous avons pu modifier -en catastrophe- notre nom pour mettre à la place : « Les mangeurs 2 » ; on n’a pas pris le temps de fignoler, je suppose que vous comprenez ! Réponses en vrac aux commentaires du dessus : - Il n’y avait personne de ma propre famille en tout cas. - J’étais la seule fille dans l’équipe. Mais ‘mangeuses’ aurait été mieux, car le dernier mot aurait été ‘bi’… - dans le pilotage, ‘mangeur de bitume’ n’a pas la même connotation que ‘se manger le bitume’ - je suis souvent la seule fille dans une course, et lorsque ce n’est pas le cas, je suis toujours la meilleure (et parfois, sur la plus haute marche du podium). - je n’ai pas l’habitude de dire ‘bitume’ à l’oral (ni de l’entendre d’ailleurs), donc entendre cette abréviation… (peut-être que c’est connu chez les personnes qui construisent des routes ?) C’est ma première VDM postée, je vais peut-être en proposer une autre… *cherche dans ses souvenirs*