By Shit68 - 26/08/2009 13:23
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Retrouvailles inopinées
By LaBourseOuLaVDM - 09/09/2009 20:15
By Inconnu - 10/09/2009 17:40
By Lilou - 13/09/2009 12:00
By Tricheur - 13/09/2009 12:05
By asduvolant - 17/09/2009 08:38
Qui ne tente rien…
By Germaine - 20/09/2009 18:41
By economiseurdecopine - 20/09/2009 21:28
By bibou-25 - 06/10/2012 11:20
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Alors pour la fin de l'histoire: La mamie est descendue juste après m'avoir dit ça, on est devenu tout rouge (je suis timide effectivement =) et je pense que lui aussi), il ne m'a plus regardé et il est descendu à la station d'après :'( pas de fin romantique désolée!
By AL - 18/10/2009 22:36
By pat riot - 18/10/2009 22:39
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mdr, j'adore vos commentaires, j'étais sûr que des mecs allaient me charrier ^^ Je vois pas en quoi je me vante, osef de la taille, c'est pas énorme, mais ça va, c'est pas mal je crois. Le truc, c'est qu'en fait, à ce moment là on avait encore rien fait et elle m'avait demandé la taille, j'ai répondu. Et c'est là qu'elle m'a fait une réponse oh combien subtile, "19 cm c'est parfait pour ma bouche". Et ma sœur n'a pas arrêté les allusions, j'ai aussi eu droit à "sers moi 19 cl de coca" par exemple -_-
By criplo - 22/10/2009 14:24
By nevuss - 22/10/2009 17:23
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Devant le nombre de commentaires, je décide d'apporter quelques précisions. J'habite en Belgique où ces études se font en 5ans (3ans de bachelier puis 2ans de master), voilà pourquoi je suis en 4ème. Tout d'abord, je pense que "C'est pas sorcier" est une excellente émission. Mais elle décrit des concepts extrêmement basiques, ne nécessitant pas de prérequis, du niveau de l'enseignement secondaire (en Belgique, 3ans de maternelle, 6 ans de primaires, 6 ans de secondaires puis le supérieur). La VDM est donc due au fait qu'on a passé 40 min à "apprendre" comment vole un avion et à admirer une course entre le camion de Marcel et l'hélicoptère de Fred alors qu'au cours précédent, on étudiait les écoulements transsoniques et supersoniques. De plus, ces émissions on les a déjà vues, revues et re-revues (en secondaire justement). En conclusion, à cause du cours absolument pas structuré, à niveau variable et pour les 20 pages de cours qu'on devra apprendre par nous même parce que "Madame la Professeur" n'a pas le temps de nous les expliquer, VDM. (Comme a si bien dit Jamy en guise de mot de la fin, "Elle manque pas d'air"...).
Prune
By Gwennette - 23/10/2009 21:22
By alalalala - 23/10/2009 21:33
Boum boum boum
By caucu - 27/10/2009 16:42
Malaisant
By ... - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By Delph - 17/11/2009 23:15
By Petitpotame - 09/12/2009 18:33
By Unlucky luke - 11/12/2009 13:20
Je confirme, une haleine à me rendre ivre : elle devait avoir bu une sacrée dose ! J'ai presque cru avoir également droit à un petit vomi sur mon épaule... Je n'ai pas tout de suite réalisé qu'elle parlait de ma camionnette (de fonction^^), du coup elle a continué son chemin, et c'est petit à petit que j'ai réalisé... "Mais... c'est ma camionnette...j'vais devoir nettoyer...mais... y'a pas de papier ?!?!"