By dormeur - 24/12/2012 01:04 - France - Malakoff
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Salut, Je suis l'auteure de cette vdm, je l'ai postée parce que la situation m'a parut vraiment originale, je ne pensais pas qu'en me levant ce matin je me retrouverai à courir pieds nus dans la neige ;) C'est pour nous endurcir je pense, quelqu'un a dit que j'aurai pu refuser, oui tout à fait et c'est d'ailleurs ce qu'a fait l'autre fille de notre groupe. Mais moi j'ai accepté et maintenant j'ai un truc drôle à raconter. Notre prof est génial et ce matin c'est clair qu'il nous a tous surpris ;) Voilou voilou
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By deepsense - 21/01/2013 17:35 - France - Toulouse
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Hey! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, bien contente et surprise qu'elle ait été publiée! :D Cette anecdote est en réalité arrivée à mon meilleur ami d'enfance, à qui on a réellement eu l'idée d'offrir littéralement 20 balais pour ses 20 ans. Mais ne vous inquiétez pas, on a tous trouvé un balai différent pour une utilité unique: le balais customisé tordu version nimbus 2000, le récure chiottes, le récure tuyaux, la brosse à cheveux, le balais normal, le balais de jardin, le mini balais pour nettoyer les balais... Heureusement, on lui a offert tous de vrais cadeaux par la suite! Merci à vous pour vos commentaires :) Cam
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By valkiripas - 01/02/2013 15:18 - France - Isle
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Bonjour, En fait cette VDM, véridique m'est arrivée il y a 6 ans, depuis ma belle fille a rangé ses armes et nous nous entendons plutôt bien mais durant les deux premières années de vie commune avec celui qui est depuis devenu mon mari, j'ai eu l'impression à chaque week end "enfants" d'avoir une cible dans le dos. C'est normal, c'était la première fois que leur papa (qui a 2 enfants) tombait amoureux d'une autre femme que leur maman...
By WAWAX - 02/02/2013 11:34 - France - M
Scheiße!
By phenixS - 02/02/2013 23:19 - France - Gallardon
rhooo j'y crois pas elle est passée... bon, ça mérite quelques explications. c'est moi l'auteure de cette histoire. Vous l'aurez compris, je suis réceptionniste de nuit. Quand je suis allée au taf hier soir, le portail du parking de l'hôtel était fermé, j'ai donc dû baisser ma vitre pour appuyer sur l'interphone et demander à la réceptionniste en poste de m'ouvrir (ce n'est pas un portail qui s'ouvre automatiquement dès qu'on s'y approche -comme le croient les centaines de clients qui s'arrêtent devant et attendent "gentiment" qu'il s'ouvre sous mon regard amusé parfois posé sur les caméras -non, mon job n'est pas d'avoir les yeux rivés dessus, mais il arrive parfois que je jette un coup d'oeil et vois ce qui se trame dans les environs .... et je peux vous dire que s'ils ne sonnent pas à l'interphone et ne se présentent pas, même si je vois qu'ils attendent, ben ils peuvent se brosser, question de sécurité). Une fois passé le portail, donc, je suis allée me garer (Il ne neigeait pas encore hier soir 23h à ma prise de poste) et ai simplement oublié de relever ma vitre. Et c'est un client qui est arrivé après moi (et qui s'est garé visiblement à côté de ma voiture) qui m'a prévenue cette nuit.... Quand on y pense : mékechuiconne...