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By faitesdesgosses - 06/08/2015 00:23 - France - Lyon
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#55 : C'est clair ! je sais pas ce qui m'a pris, j'ai voulu prendre une compote je sais pas, puis j'ai sorti le beurre et les petits sachets de sel qu'il y a au RU (oui je fais des économies sur le sel ^^), et hop tout à chauffer pendant que je me préparais. Mais le sachet de purée était déjà entamé, et je pense que s'il avait fallu l'ouvrir, je m'en serais rendu compte !!! J'imagine même pas si j'avais mis du chocolat en poudre à chauffer avant de mettre la purée lol Quelqu'un a déjà goûté la purée au chocolat ? =D
By Inconnu - 08/05/2009 10:47
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM, merci pour vos commentaires qui m'ont beaucoup fait rire. Pour plus d'explications (c'était chaud en 300 caractères), déjà se faire réveiller en sursaut si tôt c'est désagréable, d'autant que face à tant d'insistance je me suis plus inquiétée qu'autre chose. Elle est venue tambouriner, sonner et brailler trois fois à ma porte. La première fois le temps que j'émerge elle avait arrêté, la seconde fois le temps de me lever et d'ouvrir elle était partie, la troisième fois je me suis faite incendier. A l'écouter je séquestrais la fameuse Christelle. D'ailleurs je n'ai aucune voisine de palier qui s'appelle comme ça. J'ai passé 10 bonnes minutes à lui expliquer que je suis chez moi, qu'il n'y a pas de Christelle ni personne d'autre, que ce n'est pas la bonne adresse. Et qu'accessoirement, il est relativement tôt, et qu'ayant travaillé de nuit (même pas de chouille, j'ai tafé et elle m'a ruiné mon unique grasse mat' de la semaine) je n'étais pas d'humeur. En plus je n'avais même plus de café (ça m'a donc particulièrement fait penser à 'Jeaaanne? Il est où mon café? Elle est où, Jeanne?'). Quand elle a fini par comprendre pas un mot d'excuse, elle est allée frapper chez ma vieille voisine. J'ai bien tenté de lui dire qu'il n'y avait pas de Christelle ici non-plus, mais rien à faire. Elle a surement dû essayer d'autres portes, je n'en sait rien, mais elle a fini par klaxonner et hurler comme une cinglée. Le bâtiment doit faire 300m de long, mais il a fallu qu'elle se place juste devant chez moi. Et au final, j'ignore qui est Christelle, et si elle était barricadée chez elle ou si elle n'existe que dans la tête de l'autre. Mais si elle existe vraiment, VDM à elle aussi ^^