Le Zbeul
By aie mes oreilles - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Pignan
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
At the end of this period, you were amongst the top 10 moderators.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
You are now a certified FML member
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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Alors, je suis en Terminale Littéraire, en tant qu'élève et si ma VDM est si "peu précise" c'est que je ne pensai pas venir sur VDM pour faire une dissertation, simplement raconter une anecdote. Le but était d'amuser ceux qui liraient, non d'expliquer pourquoi. ^^ Seuls les Terminales avaient cours ce jour-là si ça peut apporter un quelconque éclairage à mon propos, et ils ont été renvoyés chez eux pour des histoires de bus. Le sujet, par ailleurs, était sur le travail. La VDM reposant donc sur l'amertume d'avoir traversé 2km de patinoire, d'avoir croisé des amis en S et ES rentrant se mettre au chaud chez eux et d'avoir été la seule classe de tout le lycée à rester.