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By Le_Prof - 10/02/2016 22:54 - France - Reims
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
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To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
See, one of you was right.
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At the end of this period, you were amongst the top 10 moderators.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
You are now a certified FML member
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
By Le_Prof - 10/02/2016 22:54 - France - Reims
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By miiisslily - 29/02/2016 11:55 - Irlande - Dublin
Bonjour a tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM :D Alors pour les explications, cette anecdote est arrivée a ma maman il y a déjà bien des années : je suis donc la grande sœur du sale gamin qui perd son doudou. ;-) on en a reparle et c'est la que je me suis dis que c'était une sacrée VDM qui méritait d'être publiée! A ceux qui pensent que ma mère c'est fait "menée par le bout du nez" je suis de loin pas d'accord. Je n'ai personnellement jamais eu de doudou mais mon frère était très attaché au sien, et c'était très difficile pour lui de s'endormir sans. Donc repartir sans son doudou aurait probablement été traumatisant pour lui et je pense pour bien d'autres enfants. Et pour les curieux elle a bien évidemment retrouve le doudou sinon je n'aurais jamais poste la VDM ;-) Bref, merci beaucoup d'avoir validé ma VDM et des bisous!
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By maelys82 - 04/04/2016 09:40 - France - Bordeaux
Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et je peux vous garantir qu'après ça je suis partie le plus vite possible et que ma mère s'est passée de commentaire sur ce qui venait de se produire. Bref faut le prendre avec humour^^
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By pas le bon - 10/05/2016 18:23 - France - Lyon
Coucou je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! C'est super drôle de voir tous les commentaires qui incriminent ma mère comme une mère étouffante xD elle est pas du tout comme ça, il se trouve qu'elle est juste très taquine et que nous sommes proches, ce qui fait qu'elle adore m'embêter, c'est pour ça qu'elle m'a suivie. Bon j'avoue j'ai un peu exagéré, elle ne m'a pas suivie toute l'heure mais juste pendant un petit moment, histoire de m'embêter (ce qui m'a bien fait rire, tout comme le moniteur ^^) bon allez des bisous et ça fait super plaisir d'avoir été publiée !!!!! (Ma vie a dorénavant un sens :D)