La honte
By tetenvrac - 21/10/2015 08:40 - France - Auzouer-en-touraine
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
At the end of this period, you were amongst the top 10 moderators.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
You are now a certified FML member
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
By tetenvrac - 21/10/2015 08:40 - France - Auzouer-en-touraine
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Youpidouuuu, une VDM publiée ! Quelle fierté ! Dans tous les cas, j'en suis plus fière que la VDM en elle même :-D Vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire ! Tellement que j'ai repris celui de Cuistodingo (#18) comme pseudo ^^ Pour donner quelques précisions, déjà, je vais courir dehors, sur les bords d'une rivière et pas en salle ... heureusement ! Donc, il n'y a pas énormément de monde. En plus, je n'y vais pas aux "heures de pointe" quand il y a les familles qui se baladent, etc. Ceci dit, aucune des personnes que j'ai croisé ne s'est retournée suite à un de mes prouts (nb à zeboss91, je trouve que prout sonne mieux que pet, désolé :-D et merci Alan, belle répartie ^^), donc je pensais vraiment qu'ils ne faisaient pas beaucoup de bruit (mais peut être qu'ils étaient trop âgés pour entendre ... ou pour savoir si c'était eux ou moi ... ouuuuh je suis méchante ! Cela dit, il y aurait une autre VDM que je pourrais raconter ici mais niveau VDM prout, je vais m'arrêter pour un petit moment :-D). Et ils n'étaient pas non plus odorants ou peut être qu'il faudrait que, comme l'a suggéré marieS06 (#35), je m'occupe de me déboucher le nez après m'être débouché le nez (... et les fesses ... :-D). Mise à part ça, il m'arrive souvent d'aller courir avec un ami donc sans musique mais j'évite de lâcher mes intestins de peur que ça s'entende (j'ai quand même un peu de bon sens Ae1234 (#6) ;-)). Hier, étant toute seule et sans écouteur, je n'ai pas hésité et j'ai ainsi remarqué qu'ils faisaient beaucoup plus de bruit que je ne l'imaginais, ce qui m'a beaucoup fait rire. Voilà pour la petite histoire. Pour finir, je tiens à dédicacer cette VDM à ma soeur qui n'est pas en reste niveau rots et pets (oui je te balance, gniark, gniark, gniark !) Ps : Je n'avais pas de compte avant de publier cette VDM ... comme pas mal de personne en fait ^^ (sauf que je l'écris en PS :-P)
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Bonsoir, je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Pour répondre aux questions que certains se posent, hé non je ne suis pas assez maso pour commander le même bouquin en 14 commandes différentes, sur 14 sites différents et en embêtant14 livreurs ;) Il s'agit d'une seule et même commande passée sur Amazon et donc, en payant une seule fois les frais de livraison. Il y a donc en effet de quoi se demander comment Amazon s'organise mais ce qui est sûr, c'est qu'ils ne doivent pas faire d'économies: Jusqu'ici j'ai eu 2 transporteurs chronopost, un DHL et un Fraikin... Le suspense reste donc entier sur les prochains livreurs : TNT? Fedex? UPS? Réponse demain car il me manque toujours 10 exemplaires!!!