By Luc4sss - 07/09/2014 19:56 - France - Nice
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By Paggy - 12/10/2014 13:14 - Royaume-Uni - Sheffield
Bonjour à tous ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Avant toute chose, n'ayant pas encore de compte avant la publication de ma VDM, je me suis empressée de créer ce profil. Alors il faut savoir que cette anecdote m'est arrivée l'année dernière, lors de ma première année en BAC régendat français. J'avais été surprise par l'annonce de ce professeur, croyant à une blague .... Mais non. Sur les 30 élèves que nous étions dans ma classe, 8 ont réussi leur année. Ce n'était pourtant pas faute de bosser d'arrache-pied mais quand on est dans une école élitiste où l'un de vos professeurs se réjouit du départ des élèves qui abandonnent .... réussir n'est pas aisé. Ce professeur nous avait d'ailleurs demandé si des élèves ne souhaitaient pas abandonner après les examens de janvier, histoire qu'on soit moins nombreux en classe. De quoi nous rassurer. Après une seconde session assez importante dans cet établissement et l'échec comme résultat, nous avons décidé de changer d'établissement avec une amie ;-) ( comme de nombreux autres élèves dégoûtés, d'ailleurs.) Grand bien nous a pris. Notre confiance en nous a été reboostée suite aux encouragements de nos nouveaux professeurs et nous avons toutes deux réussi cette seconde première année en première session, nous voilà donc en route pour la deuxième! Tout se passe donc au mieux ! En ce qui concerne la faute d'orthographe qui me pique d'ailleurs les yeux en tant que futur professeur de français, mon nouveau gsm plaide coupable. Merci le dico :-)