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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By jojo03100 - 25/05/2013 00:41 - France - Mon
By Anonyme - 25/05/2013 11:06 - France
By Pelican - 25/05/2013 11:39 - France - Cherbourg
By Anonyme - 26/05/2013 10:34 - France - Graveson
By XxXGabXxX - 26/05/2013 22:03 - France - Saint Etienne
By Fillecaniche - 02/06/2013 23:52 - France
By ShameOnMe - 03/06/2013 18:32 - France - Nouzonville
By Livivien - 04/06/2013 19:14 - Suisse - Menzingen
By carla1234 - 06/06/2013 01:19 - Guadeloupe
By Foufoune69 - 08/06/2013 12:47 - France - Rillieux
By Princesse - 10/06/2013 11:04 - France - Palaiseau
By Anonyme - 11/06/2013 02:51 - Canada - Victoria
By bacàsable - 12/06/2013 19:50 - France - Valence
By BettyLimace - 14/06/2013 22:51 - France - Neuilly-sur-seine
By bibou - 16/06/2013 11:13 - États-Unis
By minth - 24/06/2013 22:35 - France - Montpellier
By motard - 26/06/2013 10:23 - France - La Peyratte
By tiredmaman - 29/06/2013 12:52 - France - Argences
Alors, je suis l'auteur de la VDM et je viens de créer mon compte car je ne pouvais pas commenter. J'ai avouée à ma fille de 16 ans que c'etait bien moi qui l'avait postée comme vous avez peu etre vue dans les commentaires précédents. Pour les personnes remettant en cause l'autorité, j'ai bien entendue fais cesser leur guerre.
By TCL - 05/07/2013 09:30 - France - Villeurbanne
(C'est moi qui ai écrit la VDM qui a d'ailleurs été validée bien plus vite que je le pensais !) Voici des réponses/éclaircissements : Mon chien n'a rien, l'homme ne l'a pas lancé fort donc mon caniche s'est réceptionné sans peine. Il est juste un peu plus peureux que d'habitude, mais rien de dramatique. La raison pour laquelle j'ai demandé au passant de renvoyer le (oui "le" pas "la", oups !) bâton, c'est parce que mon chien n'osait pas l'attraper. Il restait statique aux pieds de l'homme en fixant le bout de bois, attendant très visiblement qu'on lui lance. Donc l'homme a pris mon chien et l'a lancé dans ma direction mais ne lui a pas donné de coup de pied ( je crois que c'est ce que vous aviez compris pour la plupart ? ). Et pour ceux qui se le demandent : Bien sur que j'ai engueulé monsieur, qui s'est excusé (mais est parti en riant). J'ai d'ailleurs donné son "signalement" à mes parents au cas où. Pour finir : Les caniches sont des vrais chiens >_< Ils ont autant d'affection à donner, mais sans les allergies et les poils partout dans la maison !