By Dust - 18/11/2012 23:28 - France - Paris
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By Dust - 18/11/2012 23:28 - France - Paris
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By rock_on_baby - 13/01/2013 17:32 - France - Caudebec-l
Bonsoir je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Je n'ai pas le même pseudo car je ne me suis pas identifiée en publiant la VDM. Alors je suis la copine en question et je suis très étonnée que ma VDM soit publiée ^^ Pour ceux qui n'y croient pas, ça s'est réellement produit aujourd'hui même :-) C'est vrai qu'on a eu un fou rire mais après on a continué et ça n'a rien gâché de ce moment ! Je pense que tout le monde a connu des moments drôles en pleine action ! :) Bien à vous, La licorne :P
By sansdent - 15/01/2013 13:14 - France
By Anonyme - 16/01/2013 11:45 - France
By klurk - 16/01/2013 22:32 - France - Thionville
By Voldemots - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Insming
Bonsoir à tous , je suis l'auteure de la VDM . Pour commencer je voulais vous remercier d'avoir valider ma VDM ! (j'ai du c*l qu'elle ai été publiée ^^). Ca, associé à vos commentaires, a été mon réconfort de la journée /) . Bref passons à l'essentiel : la VDM; Le petit garçon, qui devait avoir 4-5 ans, est venu me voir alors que sa mère réglait les formalités administratives à l'accueil elle n'a donc pas assisté à la scène. Lorsqu'elle à rejoint son fils dans la salle d'attente je ne lui ai rien dit , je suis assez réservée par nature et je n'aurais jamais le courage de faire une réflexion à quelqu'un sauf si cette personne me fait vraiment chi** :X. Je n'ai pas fait de remarque au gosse non plus parce que les "il est petit il comprend pas le pauvre" m'ont marqué en tant que grande soeur et que j'étais entourée de "vieux" complètement gaga devant lui... Je me suis donc contenté de les insulter intérieurement sa mère et lui tout en racontant l'histoire à une de mes amies et en lui disant que j'allais la poster sur VDM xD . Pour finir je tiens à préciser:- que je ne suis pas "grosse" , d'ailleurs l'autre jour dans le métro je me suis fait traiter de crevette par un inconnu, mais que j'ai quelques formes bien placées ^^ - que le petit a fait la même réflexion à une autre personne qu'il elle non plus n'était pas grosse ...Mais bon sa mère a un physique assez androgyne, ça doit être se référence . Et pour répondre au commentaire #69 oui la mère avait des gâteaux dans son sac! Sur ce mes grosses fesses et moi on vous laisse et on retourne à nos gâteaux ;)