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By Anonyme - 09/02/2015 17:31 - France - Roissy-en-brie
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Bonjour, Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Merci à tous pour vos mots de réconfort. Quelques précisions : Sans être très jeune, ma tante est décédée à 60 ans d'un cancer rapide. Ma grand-mère a 80 ans passés, mais l'âge ne change rien à la douleur de perdre un enfant. Bref, l'intervention de la petite (4 ans) était plutôt justifiée… Ma grand-mère a pris cette remarque comme il convenait : avec humour et bon sens. Elle a simplement embrassé la petite et lui a répondu en souriant : "Tu as bien raison ma chérie" En réalité, les plus gênés étaient les spectateurs de la scène (et en particulier les parents !), alors qu'entre l'aïeule et la petite fille, il n'y a eu que douceur et tendresse.
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By beurk - 06/04/2015 15:55 - France - Lyons
Bonjour, je suis la maman du petit galopin qui m' a posé cette question ! Il me l'a posée en voiture, mais je ne venais pas de prononcer cette phrase! Cela dit, je ne suis pas un ange et ai peut-être déjà prononcé cette phrase devant lui... Un oubli de clignotant dans une situation peu ambigüe, ça passe, mais dans un rond-point, ça a le don de m'énerver au plus haut point, surtout si ce conducteur était déjà un boulet auparavant ( vous savez, celui qui pile, qui fait des queues de poissons, qui roule super lentement en ville genre à 30 et à 110 quand on peut enfin doubler,etc..), ou si sur votre long parcours, vous en avez déjà croisés deux-trois comme ça... Alors, oui, j'avoue, ça a pu m'échapper un jour! ( déjà que j'ai horreur de conduire, mais mon chauffeur est en vacances, pfff!) Cela dit, malgré un sentiment de honte (oui, je dis parfois des gros mots!), je suis très contente que ma VDM ait été validée! Merci les MODOS, vous êtes pas des connards ^^