Max la Menace
By lbr856 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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By lbr856 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
By saboune13 - 26/04/2010 12:18
By Username - 26/04/2010 16:02
By lagaffencore - 02/06/2010 16:53 - France
By Psykoflo - 02/06/2010 20:51 - France
Et bien, je vois que ma vie de merde soulève les foules ! Pour info, je me suis bien sûr platement excusé après. Je n'ai rien contre les associations, mais j'étais dans un mauvais jour, et c'est sorti tout seul...
By Boulettedefraise - 03/06/2010 10:27 - France
Au final, quand je l'ai dit à son père, il s'est marré pendant 3 heures en disant que la vérité sort de la bouche des enfants ... et moi bah au moment de lui laver les cheveux, j'ai bien tiré, en précisant que les bouseux ne sont pas tendres ... Elle le fait plus depuis ^^
By Lilou - 16/06/2013 10:13 - France
By Cartoneur - 22/07/2010 01:40 - Canada
By Anonyme - 18/10/2010 09:38 - France
By Anonyme - 11/12/2010 16:07 - France
By Anonyme - 13/12/2010 13:37 - France
By Alirie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Grahan - 15/02/2011 21:36 - Suisse
By ouch - 01/03/2011 07:57 - France
By theslug - 01/03/2011 18:14 - France
By divayht - 09/03/2011 16:21 - France
By SonnyTBW - 15/03/2011 07:26 - France
Le blouson n'est pas en fourrure, mais en synthétique. Les poils de mon chien sont tellement emmêlés qu'on pourrait croire qu'ils le sont aussi...
By Okutabu - 24/03/2011 21:36 - France
C'est moi l'auteur et finalement je m'en suis bien tiré ^^ Ils se sont dit que c’était de mon âge et ont rien dit a ma sœur. J'ai eu la honte quand même..
By Anonyme - 24/03/2011 22:06 - France
By gwengas - 02/04/2011 13:47 - France
je suis celle qui a posté cette VDM. Je me suis sentie trop mal en raccrochant mdr et oui #8 je suis censée être pro et là j'ai vraiment pas assuré. Le pire c'est que quand j'ai dit bisou bisou il me répond : "euh oui au revoir" mdrrrrrrrrrr olalala ca fait 2 heures que cela s'est passé et j'ai encore honte.