Menace en l'air
By gloups - 02/01/2015 01:41 - France
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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By gloups - 02/01/2015 01:41 - France
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Bonjour, Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, qui a honteusement oublié l'existence de son compte et a donc soumis sa petite misère hors connexion. Je fais partie maintenant de ces quelques élus qui ont une vie suffisamment nulle pour être publié et j'ai eu la chance de connaître ce petite moment d'euphorie quand on voit notre galère partagée! :D Donc, je viens vous apporté des petites précisons: je suis la petite fille de 5 ans, haha (une douzaine d'année plus tard)! En fait, c'est une peur qui a fini par partir toute seule avec le temps et qui a duré le temps de mes primaires. Je ne sais pas vraiment quelle est son origine mais en tout cas, j'étais terrorisée à l'idée de toucher un bouton, les voir me dégoûtaient et je les évitais un maximum, en limitant les câlins avec ceux qui en portaient par exemple. Une fois, j'avais réveillé mes parents en pleine nuit en hurlant car mon pied avait touché un bouton de la housse pour les draps.. Au niveau de l'habillement, c'était un peu embêtant pour mes parents car je pétais facilement une durite si je portais une chemise ou un vêtement à boutons. Leur patience a été mise à dure épreuve mais bon, ils m'aiment encore