banzaiiiiii

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  • Friday 16 December 1994
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About Banzaiiiiii

Bonjour le peuple, comment tu vas, ça biche ?
Toi qui meurt d'envie de connaître toute ma vie (ou pas), qui rêve de tout savoir de moi (ou pas), voilà c'est pour toi public, enjoy :

J'aime mon chat, le sport, grey's anatomie, les chocolats de Noël, bronzer au bord de la piscine, les films qui te font rire à chaque fois, gad elmaleh, mon petit frère (c'est meugnooon), le nutella, le ski, les montres (chacun son délire hein...), dormir, les crêpes et VDM !

J'aime pas les faux-culs, la pluie, les lendemain de soirées, la philo, faire la vaisselle et la saint Valentin (comme tous les célibataires non ? Han l'argument à deux sesterces !

"C'est croquant au milieu"
"C'est le noyau obelix !"

"Ça fait beaucoup marrer les gens de voir qu'on peut se moquer de la politique, alors que dans l'ensemble, c'est surtout la politique qui se moque de nous !" Coluche

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Banzaiiiiii's FML badges

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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Ahahah Salut tout le monde ! Je viens de lire tous vos commentaires, merci pour le soutien ! Je réponds aux quelques questions posées : 1) Oui, l'action s'est vraiment déroulée ainsi ! 2) Je me retournais effectivement pour signaler au mec qu'il devait approfondir sa technique de drague. 3) Je ne sais pas si je suis ''si moche que ça'', ni si j'ai ''un si joli cul'', mais disons qu'avec ce garçon, mon charme n'a pas fait fureur... 4) Non, mon père ne vend pas des biscottes...! -.- (Je le dis, parce que j'ai reçu plusieurs messages privés me posant cette question.)