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By Badam - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By Badam - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Barbara12L - 14/04/2011 15:06 - France
By Anonyme - 15/04/2011 10:59 - France
By diandian - 15/04/2011 11:08 - États-Unis
Pour vous éclairer, je ne travaillais absolument pas avec lui et j ai donné mon adresse perso sur ma carte de visite, mais il a préféré mon adresse pro... Mon chef n'a pas dit grand chose, mais il a bien ri. Donc pas de gros problèmes à mon retour! Je suis encore en contact avec lui depuis mon adresse perso.
By bitchdepalmbeach - 15/04/2011 11:31 - France
By Fauu - 18/04/2011 05:53 - France
By Loliflex - 29/04/2011 09:18 - France
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et j'ai oublié de créer un compte avant de publier mon anecdote ! (désolé d'y répondre (très) en retard) Pour toutes les personnes pensant que ma mère devrait être internée, elle est passionnée par la Grande Bretagne, par sa culture, ... Je ne pense pas qu'une personne étant heureuse de vivre sa "passion" puisse être qualifiée de cinglée ! Il faut savoir déserrer la ficelle de votre string ! Ce n'est pas forcément une VDM mais je me sentais tellement seul à ce moment qu'il fallait que je balance la sauce ! Ma mère est, par la suite, aller en Angleterre avec une sympathique agence touristique qui l'a aidée à visiter tous les monuments et bâtiments historiques du pays. Aujourd'hui, elle va bien et j'appréhende le moment où Kate donnera vit à son enfant ! Tous vos jeux de mots m'ont bien fait rire ! ;) A+
By Anonyme - 17/08/2011 19:27 - France
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By el maestro - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
By marine - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Bon, tout en sachant que je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, je tiens à faire quelques petites précisions ! Déjà, Bazar monstrueux, tout est relatif, disons qu'il devait y avoir 4 ou 5 boîtes autour d'elle ! Qui plus est le magasin était vide...Donc je doute que les vendeuses ait été dérangées dans leurs travail , et elle a ranger toutes les chaussures (trop d'ailleurs!) Concernant l'orthographe, il me semble bien que ce soit français, j'ai retranscrit la phrase comme elle a été dite ! La personne, au passage, était morte de rire... ! Bonne soirée!