By M-Preg - 22/01/2012 19:54 - France
Marie1005
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Invader
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
He who tries, wins.
See, one of you was right.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Marie1005's favorite FMLs
By Deadlyzona - 15/02/2012 22:32 - Espagne
By minibuch1505 - 19/02/2012 19:55 - France
minibuch1505 tells us more.
By mamacita - 22/02/2012 21:29 - Tunisie
By Merlouche - 22/02/2012 22:42 - Royaume-Uni
Merlouche tells us more.
Punaise je pensais pas voir ma VDM validée ! Ça fait plaisir ! Pour ajouter quelques détails, la fille était une anglaise bilingue (et non une française), et ça n'est pas allé plus loin ^^
Petit diable
By enfantuniquetuseras - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
Coup double
By Pictures - 28/02/2012 18:20 - France
By toufik - 02/03/2012 10:07 - France
L'excuse
By Anonyme - 14/03/2012 17:41 - France
Il reviendra quand il aura faim
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By Ana3aa - 19/03/2012 10:01 - Suisse - Geneva
By Anonyme - 01/04/2012 12:18 - France
By Annah - 09/04/2012 19:05 - France - Buxerolles
La bonne blague
By jefaispeur - 16/04/2012 22:30 - France - Grenoble
By toto13660 - 26/04/2012 21:37 - France - Istres
By PtitPing0uin - 28/04/2012 09:49 - France - Marseille
PtitPing0uin tells us more.
Je tiens à preciser que la partie s'est terminée sans aucun autre blessés ;)
Pétard mouillé
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-restitut
Reviens !
By Zwouip - 03/05/2012 08:31 - France - Champillon
By Anonyme - 14/06/2012 20:21 - France - Wittenheim
By nadj - 15/06/2012 09:02 - Royaume-Uni
nadj tells us more.
C'est vrai, " Schwanz", ça peut vouloir dire simplement "queue ", et si l'on se réfère au sexe masculin, c'est plus vulgaire que "pénis ", mais, passé les quelques secondes de surprise et le fou rire de mes collègues (qui m'a paru durer une éternité par ailleurs), ils ont fini par m'expliquer mon lapsus en me disant que j'avais confondu le mot cygne avec le mot pénis en allemand. Voilà pourquoi j'ai présenté l'histoire de cette manière.
Boujour à tous et à toutes Je voudrais d'abord vous remercier d'avoir aimer cette VDM, comme quoi j'ai bien une VDM :) Pour ce qui est de la VDM illustrée, j'aimerais bien mais le dessin, ce n'est pas mon fort, loin de là. Peut être qu'il y en aura qui se diront que cette VDM est fausse, mais non, elle est vraie :) Sur ce bonne soirée ( ou bonne nuit pour ceux qui dorment)