Yes, I am in the kitchen
By Anonyme - 28/11/2011 05:38 - France
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Bonsoir à tous et à toutes. Je suis bidonnée par les commentaires. Alors éclaircissons le sujet ! J'ai 25 ans et étais de passage chez mes parents. Oui je suis noctambule car serveuse en boîte de nuit. Non je ne collectionne pas les mecs ! Et non mon petit-frère ne renifle pas mes strings, je n'habite plus chez mes parents. C'est juste une vacherie bien lancée par mon petit frère que j'adore. Pour info il commence toute juste sa vie amoureuse et sexuelle et peut-être a t-il eu une expérience malheureuse au niveau des odeurs? Je ne sais pas. Mais je peux assurer que je ne me badigeonne pas l'entrecuisse de jus de thon, ou de maquereau...