By Circussette - 26/07/2012 23:02 - France - Paris
MissYouki
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About Missyouki
Jeune fille accro à son PC, à sa musique, ses bouquins et ses jeux vidéos.
Master en visionnage de films, écoute de musique, lecture de livres et culture web.
A cheval sur l'aurtaugrafe et la gramère et diplômée de la fac du sarcasme, section second degré et vacherie.
Célibataire, très heureuse et épanouie de l'être. (et non, charmantes demoiselles et jolis garçons, ce n'est pas un défi. Je fais partie des gens heureux (et fiers) de leur célibat. )
Absolument pas mature du tout :p
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Missyouki's favorite FMLs
By Luks - 02/08/2012 10:40 - France - Bagneux
SOLO !
By VDMalamenthe - 14/08/2012 22:00 - France
By Roh - 15/08/2012 23:23 - France - Choisy-le-roi
Roh tells us more.
Gamer life
By newbie - 25/08/2012 16:51 - Belgique - Seneffe
Prank
By Anonyme - 27/08/2012 17:13 - France - Paris
By Cendrillon - 28/08/2012 21:48 - France - Villeneuve-la-guyard
By Anonyme - 30/08/2012 20:28 - France
Bien vu
By valle_anais - 01/09/2012 20:23 - France
By anonyme - 02/09/2012 23:42 - France
Tea cosy
By Anonyme - 05/09/2012 14:12
By Max - 10/09/2012 18:52 - France
By 3s - 12/09/2012 06:14 - France - Vend
3s tells us more.
A priori ça n'a pas l'air de lui faire mal. A chaque fois je me dépêche de le délivrer craignant qu'il ne se fasse mal mais non..... Il est juste énervé d'être bloqué ainsi avec un aspirateur scotché au derrière!
By Anonyme - 19/09/2012 14:16 - France - S
Petit malin
By Rain-Man - 24/09/2012 16:43 - France - Rennes
Le styliste de Desigual
By SmellyCat - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Lille
By moahjuve - 01/10/2012 15:15 - France
By Anonyme - 27/10/2012 21:39 - France - Drusenheim
By gandalf - 10/11/2012 23:32 - France - Saint-vit
Surprise !
By mathieu - 14/11/2012 11:22 - France - Vieux-rengt
Bonjour; Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, et viens répondre à différents commentaires et questions que j'ai vus : - je suis né avant la réalisation du film, mes parents n'ont donc pas voulu faire de mauvaises blague en me donnant ce prénom, qui soit dit en passant, sont maghrébines lorsqu'il s'écrit Rayan(e) :) J'aime bien ce prénom, je ne m'en plains pas :) - C'était un entretien pour un poste d'ingénieur, datant s'il y a environ une semaine. Autant vous dire qu'il a été très court, et relativement tendu. Malheureusement, la réponse est tombée aujourd'hui, et elle est catégoriquement non. - La bonne nouvelle, c'est que j'ai passé un autre entretien, et en entrant, j'ai d'emblée annoncé à l'employeur que je ne souffrirai pas de blague sur mon prénom, puis en lui expliquant ce qui était arrivé. Ce monsieur a souri, m'a tendu sa main et m'a dit " Je m'appelle Jean. Jean-bon blanc, Jean sait sait rien, Jean est marre, tout ça je connais " le feeling est très bien passé, et j'ai décroché le poste : P Je ne peux donc que remercier le patron de la VDM, qui m'a en quelque sorte permis de réussir l'entretien suivant ;)