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By Voldemots - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Insming
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By Voldemots - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Insming
By E.T - 20/01/2013 22:21 - France - Le Bar
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By bOuh_lette_x - 08/02/2013 08:33 - France - Malakoff
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de la VDM :D je n'ai pas pu me connecter à mon compte ce jour là étant dans le train. Bon apportons un peu de précision : oui heureusement c'était de l'humour x) et étant dans une cours commune, trois voisins étaient devant chez eux à ce moment là et n'ont eu pour réaction qu'un rire jaune poli ce qui, en soit, montre qu'ils en avaient rien a faire u.u pas de regard incrédule ou indigné, c'était pas drôle sur ce coup là. Pour ceux qui me disent que j'aurai du continuer la blague, sachez que j'étais en train de lui parler au moment où elle s'est mise a hurler et j'ai donc été un peu surprise, parr contre le coup du "crouton de pain" si j'avais pu anticiper j'aurais sûrement dis une chose similaire xD et pour les autres qui font une remarque sur ma "valise" c'est plus pratique quand on se rend en tgv, puis oui étant une fille on prévoit toujours un peu plus, surtout quand on va en bord de mer :D voilà pour mes précisions et ma mère et moi avons bien ri en voyant tous vos commentaires !
By Bettie - 08/02/2013 09:43 - Belgique - Manage
On parle de mur, pas de plafond. Et j'étais couchée sur le côté, d'où le poing dans le mur. (Je suis l'auteur de la VDM)
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By male_aime76 - 10/03/2013 09:29 - France - Bourg-achard
En Australie, les pharmacies ressemblent le plus souvent à un simple comptoir d'où le fait que les trois clients suivants en ont profité, nous avons tous bien ri et j'en ris encore en le racontant... et je vous rassure mon anglais a heureusement bien progressé !