By Ydolem - 13/08/2011 23:36 - Belgique
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By longshot - 22/08/2011 23:01 - Suisse
By Freditane - 05/09/2011 13:59 - Belgique
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Voix haute
By Garga - 05/09/2011 19:01 - France
By roudoudou - 02/11/2011 06:05 - France
Cri du coeur
By Nobleeeeeeet - 03/11/2011 00:07 - France
Ingénieux
By poupouillejb94 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Louane13 - 03/11/2011 02:15 - France
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Bien que ça fasse maintenant 3 ans, je me souviens de ce jour comme si c'était hier !! je suis l'auteur de la VDM et afin de répondre à plusieurs commentaires: ce n'étais pas du tout en fin de journée mais vers 10/11h, il n'y avait vraiment pas beaucoup de monde ce jour là (un petit lidl de village !) et quand j'ai demandé à la caissière de vérifier elle a soufflé et à vérifié en montrant bien que je la faisais chier... Je ne dénigre absolument pas e métier de caissière (que j'ai moi même effectué lors de vacances d'été !) mais j'avoue que celle ci était vraiment irrespectueuse...
By Le miroitier - 03/11/2011 10:57 - France
Vivement le retour à la normale…
By Tara - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Belgique
Erreur fatale
By wizz_Y - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 14/11/2011 14:57 - France
By LilyBlues - 20/11/2011 22:17 - France
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Il vaut mieux quoi, se laisser ce genre de message à soi-même, ou à son boss / ex / ami boulet mais gentil / etc. ? En fin de compte, ça aurait pu être pire.
By vianney - 24/11/2011 00:09 - France
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By Anne Onyme - 08/01/2012 23:26 - France
Le code
By Anonyme - 17/01/2012 23:20 - Russie
By alexian2 - 05/02/2012 09:58 - France
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B'soir à tous :) Alors pour info, la vendeuse devait avoir 50-55 ans, donc pas très attirante pour quelqu'un de mon âge. Je n'ai pas le même slip coloré, j'avais juste un caleçon. Quand elle a ouvert, je me suis arrêté ( et elle ne m'a pas rejoint, je n'ai pas chanté non plus devant elle), je l'ai regardé avec un air surpris, énervé et gêné en même temps. Elle a dit "excusez moi" et a refermé la cabine. J'avoue que c'est moins qu'elle cool que si elle avait 25 ans et que si elle avait continué la danse avec moi, mais ça m'a bien fait marrer après tout de même. :)
By babar - 17/02/2012 01:11 - Reserved
By minibuch1505 - 19/02/2012 19:55 - France
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Boujour à tous et à toutes Je voudrais d'abord vous remercier d'avoir aimer cette VDM, comme quoi j'ai bien une VDM :) Pour ce qui est de la VDM illustrée, j'aimerais bien mais le dessin, ce n'est pas mon fort, loin de là. Peut être qu'il y en aura qui se diront que cette VDM est fausse, mais non, elle est vraie :) Sur ce bonne soirée ( ou bonne nuit pour ceux qui dorment)
Je tiens à préciser qu'elle devait avoir la soixantaine bien passée :D Et effectivement on sentait bien l'ancienne bombasse, probablement qu'elle doit regretter le temps où elle faisait des ravages (maintenant c'est plutôt le temps qui a fait des ravages...) Mais sur le coup je vous assure que ça surprend solidement :s