About Freditane
Moitié blague belge (merci papa), moitié soleil de Floride (thx mom). Je vis au chaud là où il fait 27° en hiver, Et ouais je vais à la plage tous les jours. Je mesure plus de 2m10 et j'ai des grands pieds, donc si y a des coups de pieds au cul qui doivent se perdre, ils risquent d'être assez douloureux. Donc, on me respecte, merci. Bonjour et ta gueule. Si tu veux, évidemment. A part ça je veux me réincarner en chimpanzé, j'ai horreur de la réglisse et des créationnistes.
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Bon, quelques précisions quand même ! Ma famille a toujours été très open envers mon homosexualité, et mon entourage aussi, y compris les potes militaires de mon frère. Quand j'ai répondu ça a mon frère, c'était pour mes 17 ans. J'étais du genre pudique et pas trop à l'aise avec la nudité des inconnus :D Bref, j'avais organisé une petite fiesta, mais avant que les gens n'arrivent, mon frère a débarqué avec 4 potes à lui, et... m'ont attaché à ma chaise. 2 minutes après, le brigadier est entré :D je précise que c'était bon esprit, et fais volontairement de façon grotesque. Je hurlais de rire, mais quand il a fini à poil j'étais hyper gêné, j'étais super mal à l'aise avec la nudité. Mais ça reste un souvenir bien marrant, et je n'ai vraiment rien contre les roux, mais un petit bedonnant roux carotte en uniforme, c'est quand même aux antipodes du cliché du militaire sexy et ténébreux :D

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Je tiens à préciser qu'elle devait avoir la soixantaine bien passée :D Et effectivement on sentait bien l'ancienne bombasse, probablement qu'elle doit regretter le temps où elle faisait des ravages (maintenant c'est plutôt le temps qui a fait des ravages...) Mais sur le coup je vous assure que ça surprend solidement :s