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By zitzitoune - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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By zitzitoune - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By grogod - 08/01/2009 12:43
By albertotombola - 08/01/2009 13:37
By Leina - 14/01/2009 11:19
By romainlyon - 14/01/2009 18:27
By Norope - 20/01/2009 13:07
By Le Sphinx - 22/01/2009 11:59
By mllemwa - 25/01/2009 14:05
Je suis déjà trop contente de voir que ma VDM est acceptée =D (étape ultime de ma vie de geek, fan de VDM plus que n'importe quel site du web !!), et encore plus de lire tous vos commentaires que je suis avec joie depuis la publication. =D hahaha Alors je voulais pas raconter la suite pour vous laisser le plaisir d'imaginer... mais miss #36 me pousse un peu à le faire... Aujourd'hui, je suis au restaurant. La table voisine termine et s'en va, laissant sur la table la moitié d'une bouteille de vin, dont nous profitons allègrement. Lorsque nous apercevons nos voisins rentrer dans le restaurant, revenant de leur pause cigarette, nous vidons le reste de nos verres dans la bouteille, la reposons sur la table et partons. VDM VDM VDM VDM VDM VDM *honte* *honte* *honte* *honte* *honte*
By skiaskia - 28/01/2009 21:08
By rhalovely - 02/02/2009 15:06
By padbol - 10/02/2009 07:52
By Gerard_Lambert - 10/02/2009 11:04
#9: exactement en fait je viens de changer de dentiste et jusqu'à maintenant on ne m'avait jamais demandé de "cracher" vu que le précédent avait le bidule pour aspirer à l'intérieur (ceci dit c'est assez agréable de pouvoir se rincer la bouche à l'eau de temps en temps) :)
By moderator - 16/02/2009 13:42
By Lacro - 24/02/2009 20:04
By Panique - 26/02/2009 04:09
By padbol - 27/02/2009 10:49
By XV de France - 27/02/2012 17:57
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By Tablette de chocolat - 16/04/2009 19:46
By Nak - 28/05/2009 18:31
en fait, c'est du double vitrage et y'a qu'une vitre de pétée, elle a un gros trou, mais celle de derrière est toujours là ^^ pour expliquer le prix, il s'agit d'une porte fenêtre qui a 30 ans, il faut renouveler l'ensemble du double vitrage qui n'existe plus (épaisseur des vitres qui a changé).