Résignation
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Belgique - Gerpinnes
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.
See, one of you was right.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Belgique - Gerpinnes
By lauraoph - 15/10/2013 00:47 - France
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By nono - 29/10/2013 07:30 - France - Paris
By dodo - 17/11/2013 00:03 - France - Dompierre-sur-yon
By nouveau dicton - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By allychou - 26/11/2013 07:03 - France - Vienne
By carlota54 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Lyon
By HakunaMatata - 17/12/2013 15:48 - France - Strasbourg
By GaffeurSNCF - 18/03/2014 16:15 - France - Cr
By Anonyme - 06/05/2014 10:54 - France - Paris
By anonyme - 03/06/2014 23:15 - France - Grenoble
By Anonyme - 04/06/2014 17:14 - France - Saint-di
By SuperRelou - 15/06/2014 20:27 - France - Cagnes-sur-mer
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Vaulx-en-velin
By ouz - 01/07/2014 20:36 - France - Anthelupt
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Pour répondre à quelques quelques questions : - J'ai 27 ans et la femme en question devait avoir 50-60 ans environ - Son vélo n'était pas du tout électrique, c'était une simple bicyclette bien vintage qui grinçait à chaque coup de pédale - Je fais à peu près 2H de sport par jour donc j'pense pas être trop mauvais dans le domaine. Pour ma défense j'avais quand même plus de 20km dans les jambes quand elle m'a doublé mais ça n'enlève rien à sa performance, elle m'a complètement humilié o/
By Mush - 12/07/2014 10:31 - France - Montpellier
By alicia690 - 16/07/2014 09:18 - France - Genay
By sii - 20/07/2014 22:20 - France - Pont-sainte-maxence
By beurk - 12/09/2014 15:00 - France - Paris
Bonjour à tous! Je suis l'auteur(e) de cette VDM je n'étais pas connectée sur mon compte lorsque je l'ai posté, en même temps je ne croyais pas qu'elle serait validée donc: MERCI!! :) Vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire, le curly, la couverture chauffante, l'oreiller ronfleur... ^^. Pour infos j'ai mis "seule et désespérée" pour le côté dramatique de l'histoire! J'ai un copain mais pour des raisons professionnelles nous sommes temporairement séparés géographiquement donc ce n'est pas facile et heureusement que le chat me tient compagnie! Enfin...quand il veut apparemment... ;) Bonne fin de journée tout le monde!