By Anonymous - 03/06/2014 08:56 - United Kingdom - Dunmow 4 2 31 15 Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check my towel for spiders after my shower. Two crawled onto me, and I'm pretty sure there's one somewhere in my hair. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 133 You deserved it 5 510 Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 26/05/2014 15:53 - United States - San Francisco 5 3 3 78 Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML I agree, your life sucks 52 035 You deserved it 7 095 Tweet Share