By alloros - 18/03/2011 02:02 - France
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You are now a certified FML member
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By alloros - 18/03/2011 02:02 - France
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By Nutte - 23/08/2011 22:05 - France
Tiens donc, je l'ignorais ! Vous auriez au moins pu me le dire avant que je choisisse mon pseudo ;P ! Pour la petite histoire, la chatte ne s’appellera finalement pas Nutte mais ... Schufie ! C'est mon père qu'il l'a proposé, on trouvais tous ça assez classe et on a accepté. Il nous a tous fais jurer de garder ce nom, avant de nous balancez ceci : "Eh ! Vous avez jurez de garder le nom hein ? Non je dis ça parce que les changements de nom, à la fin chat schufie !" VDM
By Kyllar - 16/09/2011 19:00 - France
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By Paupiette_ - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Russie
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By lisonlbison - 22/02/2012 23:06 - Suisse
« Etonnamment », je n’ai pas très envie qu’elle soit illustrée… Nous avons pu modifier -en catastrophe- notre nom pour mettre à la place : « Les mangeurs 2 » ; on n’a pas pris le temps de fignoler, je suppose que vous comprenez ! Réponses en vrac aux commentaires du dessus : - Il n’y avait personne de ma propre famille en tout cas. - J’étais la seule fille dans l’équipe. Mais ‘mangeuses’ aurait été mieux, car le dernier mot aurait été ‘bi’… - dans le pilotage, ‘mangeur de bitume’ n’a pas la même connotation que ‘se manger le bitume’ - je suis souvent la seule fille dans une course, et lorsque ce n’est pas le cas, je suis toujours la meilleure (et parfois, sur la plus haute marche du podium). - je n’ai pas l’habitude de dire ‘bitume’ à l’oral (ni de l’entendre d’ailleurs), donc entendre cette abréviation… (peut-être que c’est connu chez les personnes qui construisent des routes ?) C’est ma première VDM postée, je vais peut-être en proposer une autre… *cherche dans ses souvenirs*