Le déni
By heymee - 02/09/2014 07:33 - France
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
By heymee - 02/09/2014 07:33 - France
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Hello à tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Je vous dois certaine explications ahahah, en tout cas je me suis tapée une monstre barre en lisant tous vos commentaires et vos jeux de mots! Mon copain aussi d'ailleurs. :') Euh bon tout d'abord, j'avais publié en anonyme parce que j'avais totalement zappé que j'avais un compte sur ce site... Bref, donc Monsieur, qui vit en Suisse et moi en France pour le moment, nous nous voyons rarement. Lors de nos retrouvailles il a remarqué qu'un de mes seins était plus gros que l'autre (comme chaque femme vais-je dire) mais celui ci dépasse deux tailles par rapport à son collègue aha. Pour bien rire nous avons sorti la balance de cuisine et pesé les deux...Verdict vous dites? 500g / 1kg. Mmh, Sein-pathique ! ;)