By lamourdurisque - 14/08/2009 12:23
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Merci à ceux qui compatissent. :) Pour les curieux, le jean venait de chez la-mode-à-petit-prix. Non je ne l'ai pas rincé, le premier lavage fera l'affaire, je vais pas attraper la grippe machin-machin par les genoux (et il ne pue pas) ! Sinon, la VDM, c'est surtout pour l'étiquette qui était restée collée, mais si ç'avait était une taille 38 ou 40, ça m'aurait moins gênée. Car oui ça me gêne un tant soit peu d'être passée à la taille 46 et de ne plus trouver de jeans potables qu'à la-mode-à-petit-prix ! Quant à ceux qui s'inquiètent, je ne suis pas étranglée par mes complexes ;-) Mais sur VDM, il faut relater l'anecdote de façon à ce qu'elle présente un supplément d'intérêt (les modérateurs de VDM l'auraient-ils validée si le surpoids ne venait pas s'ajouter à ma VDM ?).