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Aloha ! Je ferai l'impasse sur une description détaillée, de toute façon ce sera vite fait puisqu’on est rapidement limités par le nombre de caractères. Je peux dire que je suis l'heureux propriétaire d'un humour assez particulier, que mes talents culinaires sont plus que douteux et que je suis timide mais rassurez-vous j’ai sûrement des qualités ! Sinon je mesure une taille normale, j’ai un nez, deux yeux de la même couleur, une bouche, bref, je suis comme tout le monde... Forts de tous ces détails sur mon physique et ma vie privée vous me reconnaitrez facilement dans la rue. Pour tous ceux qui souhaitent des précisions, qui veulent simplement parler ou même raconter leur vie les MP sont là pour ça ;) L'usage d'un français à peu près correct étant fortement apprécié... Enfin, si vous ne vous êtes pas immolés par le feu au terme de cette lecture c’est qu’il y a un truc qui ne va pas chez vous.
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weediana tells us more.

C'est moi qui ai posté cette VDM et pour repondre aux questions, non nous avons pas fait l'amour dans une voiture mais étant bourrés, nous avons stupidement arraché l'enseigne d'un restaurant puis avons reposé les lettres arrachées par terre avant de tenter d'escalader un camion pour finir la nuit au poste... mais rassurez vous nous avons payé les conséquences de nos actes ^^

Freditane tells us more.

Bon, quelques précisions quand même ! Ma famille a toujours été très open envers mon homosexualité, et mon entourage aussi, y compris les potes militaires de mon frère. Quand j'ai répondu ça a mon frère, c'était pour mes 17 ans. J'étais du genre pudique et pas trop à l'aise avec la nudité des inconnus :D Bref, j'avais organisé une petite fiesta, mais avant que les gens n'arrivent, mon frère a débarqué avec 4 potes à lui, et... m'ont attaché à ma chaise. 2 minutes après, le brigadier est entré :D je précise que c'était bon esprit, et fais volontairement de façon grotesque. Je hurlais de rire, mais quand il a fini à poil j'étais hyper gêné, j'étais super mal à l'aise avec la nudité. Mais ça reste un souvenir bien marrant, et je n'ai vraiment rien contre les roux, mais un petit bedonnant roux carotte en uniforme, c'est quand même aux antipodes du cliché du militaire sexy et ténébreux :D