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By zur54000 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Cachan
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By zur54000 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Cachan
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By Lili - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Montrouge
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By Laportedusommeil - 29/01/2013 20:20 - France - Nieppe
By shivamoon - 31/01/2013 00:41 - France
. je suis l'auteur de la VDM, #38 ton com m'a bien fait rire, car j'ai adopté un petit chiot il y a deux jours qui est la 5eme coloc clandestin. Dur de le cacher mais tant qu'il est petit ça va. je pense l'eduquer a devenir gardien de petites culottes. ;) la vengeance est un plat qui se mange froid, j'aime répliquer, mais j'irais encore plus loin ^^ . la coloc avec trois mecs? plus jamais, je suis en recherche d'appartement pour avoir un cocon tout doux avec mon petit chien ! a l'abri des soirées soutif !!!!
By Julie - 31/01/2013 18:24 - France - Paris
By valkiripas - 01/02/2013 15:18 - France - Isle
Bonjour, En fait cette VDM, véridique m'est arrivée il y a 6 ans, depuis ma belle fille a rangé ses armes et nous nous entendons plutôt bien mais durant les deux premières années de vie commune avec celui qui est depuis devenu mon mari, j'ai eu l'impression à chaque week end "enfants" d'avoir une cible dans le dos. C'est normal, c'était la première fois que leur papa (qui a 2 enfants) tombait amoureux d'une autre femme que leur maman...
By sciencenat - 06/02/2013 15:06 - France - Trappes
By Happy Market - 06/02/2013 22:46 - France - Fontenay-sous-bois
By Nouka - 07/02/2013 00:22 - France - Paris
By badmother.com - 09/02/2013 18:23 - France - Poissy
By Miyna - 09/02/2013 15:52 - France - Le Chambon-feugerolles
By Amarelle - 11/02/2013 16:40 - France
By onsefaitlamalle - 12/02/2013 21:53 - France
By Suyin - 14/02/2013 14:37 - France
Bien le Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM ;) Alors non, mes amis ne sont pas irresponsables, ils m'ont donné toutes les infos qu'il fallait pour que je m'en occupe bien, et celui d'où provient l'idée a lui même des poules donc... Ensuite ils m'ont donné l'adresse de l'éleveur où ils l'avaient prise, et je peux aller la rendre si je veux :) Alors on se calme !