By Anonyme - 04/01/2011 20:09 - États-Unis
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
You're following 200 people
You're following 50 people
You're following 100 people
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
By Anonyme - 04/01/2011 20:09 - États-Unis
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Beaucoup de vos commentaires et jeux de mots m'ont fait plus (sou)rire que beaucoup de vies de merde :) Pour préciser l'expérience, non je n'ai pas voulu faire un dérapage, simplement éviter une portière qui s'est ouverte à 2 mètres devant moi alors que j'étais lancé en plein descente. J'ai appuyé comme un fou sur le frein droit (mauvais réflexe) pour obtenir un bilan mitigé: un instant de grand 'soleil' en Angleterre, une portière survolée sans avoir l'air très 'frein', un vélo détruit dans cette fameuse portière et un coude cassé.
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Et oui, c'est encore celle qui s'est vomie dessus0/ Je ne suis pas blonde, je suis rousse, c'est pire XD Et j'y peux rien, j'étais bloquée sur le canapé (bébé à surveiller) et les toilettes étaient pris ! Alors, en tant que fille de bonne famille, il me fallait sauver l'honneur de notre magnifique clic-clac à la housse blanche, et tant qu'à faire, ne pas vomir sur le bébé ! Mais bon, ça a raté :/ PS : 1h auparavant, j'avais mangé de la salade.. (mais j'avais plus assez de place pour le mettre dans ma VDM)