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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Metz
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Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteur de la quote ! Alors pour préciser, le caissier refusais carrément la caisse a mon père alors que pratiquement toute les autres étaient fermée ou en train. De plus, l'opération qu'il a subit a eu lieu 4 ans plus tôt, et le laisse handicapé a vie
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Bonsoir ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. D'abord, merci de l'avoir publié ! Ensuite, j'ai créé un compte spécialement pour vous, pour apporter quelques petites précisions. J'ai beaucoup ris en voyant que la majeure partie des personnes qui ont commenté pensent que je suis un homme. Et bien mauvaise pioche, je suis une jeune femme :) Ensuite, j'ai été agréablement surprise de voir que beaucoup d'entre vous connaissent le fameux "rempart" ! Je me sens moins seule face à ce sentiment d'ennui profond. Quoi que le notre n'a pas duré longtemps puisque nous avons rencontré des gens fort sympathiques ! Je tiens aussi à dire que nous sommes venues à deux, et que nous ne connaissions pas les autres personnes. Cependant, nous avons fini la soirée à 11 et ce fut une bien belle soirée ! Pour ce qui est de changer de boîtes, c'était totalement impossible, à moins de vouloir faire au minimum 1h15 de route. Et puis, pour tout les TLBM, finalement j'ai passé une très bonne soirée ! Sur ce, bonne journée/soirée à vous et n'oubliez pas que si un jour vous passez par la Salvetat sur Agout, allez au rempart ;) (Mais que le Jeudi, Vendredi, Samedi ou Dimanche, sinon c'est pas ouvert, faut pas déconner non plus !)