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By Anonyme - 03/12/2010 12:03 - France
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Alors pour répondre, un modérateur a corrigé enfin du moins je pense, et a enlevé le " ce matin tôt" il etait 6h du matin, donc ui c'est un bus accordéon, et c'est un bus de grande ville... Aussi bon cette anecdote est arrivée il y a 6 ans, mais lors de l'écriture je n'allais pas dire enfin il y à 6 ans.. et enfin ce matin très tôt hihihihihi déjà que certaines personnes ont eu du mal à comprendre si en plus il y à des éléments de datte et d'heure.... fiOuuuw pas sortie de l'auber..... euh du bus mouhahahahaha. Donc oui ce fût un matin très tôt, et bon un peu encore dans le brouillard matinale, pas fait attention, et comme dans un bus accordéon c'est long (héhéhé la rime ^^'), les portes s'ouvrent automatiquement. Une fois dedans vue que la position dont je me trouvait ne semblait pas habituel, puis des personnes déjà vue.... OUPS puis bien sûr morte de rire seule! Et non non pas shoutée juste une "Pierrette Richard" ^^
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