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By u_n_i - 30/07/2013 09:42 - Belgique - Brussels
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By u_n_i - 30/07/2013 09:42 - Belgique - Brussels
By Eaudodouce - 30/07/2013 14:35 - Guyane française
By Elisa_LmR - 30/07/2013 23:45 - France
By Silver951 - 31/07/2013 15:56 - France - Clamart
By Anonyme - 31/07/2013 17:45 - France
By Pizza - 01/08/2013 02:40 - Israël - Tel Aviv
By nini9379 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By sunshine974 - 03/08/2013 21:01 - France - Montpellier
By maman - 04/08/2013 06:32 - France - Piolenc
By Tejsnape - 04/08/2013 09:22 - Belgique - Beloeil
By Mierda - 04/08/2013 20:38 - France - Saint-laurent-de-neste
By StrangeBlackCat - 05/08/2013 01:14 - France - Fargniers
By Fifi brindacier - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Clichy-sous-bois
By petroklem - 06/08/2013 13:52 - France - Nice
By coiffhorreur - 07/08/2013 15:02 - France
By Guittoune - 08/08/2013 13:44 - France - Palaiseau
By Pissouille - 09/08/2013 00:29 - France - Paris
By cassocial - 10/08/2013 12:50 - Malte - Gzira
Je suis l'auteur de cette vdm, Wouhouuu, c'est ma premiere VDM publiée ! ;) J'ai envie de vous apporter quelques explications supplémentaires, non pas sur la VDM car tout est dit, mais sur mon coloc', pour faire durer le plaisir : Je suis en stage à Malte pour tout l'été, en coloc' avec 3 autres étudiants. L'ambiance est sympa, les gens aussi, mais l'allemand... Ce gars est incroyable. Le "cassocial", c'est LUI !! Il faut savoir aussi qu'à Malte il y a beaucoup de cafards, qui sortent surtout le soir dans la rue. La premiere fois qu'il en a vu un, il a voulu le prendre en photo, la bestiole s'est enfuie en voyant le flash et l'allemand l'a insulté. Concernant le cafard enfermé (le pot de confiture est vide, on voit super bien à travers d'ailleurs...youpi!), une autre colocataire lui a fait la remarque que c'était cruel de faire ca et que c'était pas en accord avec ses principes de végétarien (l'allemand est végétarien), ce à quoi il lui a répondu "c'est un insecte, pas un animal". Imparable... Une autre histoire trop longue pour être postée en VDM : l'autre jour, il a acheté un gros pack de bière et a tenté de le faire rentrer tel-quel dans le frigo. La porte ne fermant pas ( car le pack est trop gros) il a forcé, puis voyant que ca ne fonctionnait pas, il a placé une chaise devant la porte du frigo pour la tenir approximativement fermée. Ensuite, il a dit à mon autre colocataire que la porte du frigo était cassée... (... soupir) Voilà, je tenais à partager un peu de ma souffrance avec vous, 1 mois que je le supporte, lui et ses bizarreries, je devrais tenir un blog... ;)
By magicpenne123 - 10/08/2013 22:34 - France
By Anonyme - 14/08/2013 20:22 - France - Montpellier
Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteure de la Vdm :) Merci de l'avoir publiée ! Je voulais apporter quelques précisions et répondre aux commentaires ;) Moi et mon ami on à l'habitude de se charier énormément et non, je suis pas vraiment enrobée...Donc il ne mérite pas de claques, vraiment pas, mais je le prends très bien. Merci encore de m'avoir publiée et merci à ceux qui laissent des commentaires !