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By psychopathe - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France
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By psychopathe - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France
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By oups! - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Serris
By Jonas - 11/12/2025 05:47 - France - Varennes-jarcy
Tu fais très bien de le demander... Dame récupérée, va bien, stabilisation de sa patho cardiaque en soins intensifs et pas de séquelle à prévoir.
By CELINETTE1969 - 09/06/2016 10:58 - France - Bron
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By Tic - 09/08/2015 06:51 - France - Grenoble
By cocex - 09/08/2015 10:49 - France - Le Bonhomme
By French_american - 09/08/2015 13:12 - États-Unis
By Jevaistuercechanteur - 10/08/2015 12:42 - France - Paris
Bonjour tout le monde ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM mais comme je me suis inscrite sous un autre pseudo (celui utilisé pour la VDM faisait plus de 16 caractères, dommage), je suis pas sûre que ce soit marqué, bref ;) En tous cas je suis super contente d'avoir été publiée et je vous remercie de vos commentaires qui m'ont fait bien rire ! Vous avez une imagination de fou ! XD Alors pour la petite explication : cette anecdote remonte à quelques années, et pour ceux qui ne l'auraient pas déjà compris, je vis dans une maison au beau milieu de nulle part avec un grand terrain qui peut accueillir tous les chevaux et poneys que ma mère, grande passionnée, sauve des abattoirs ou des propriétaires abusifs. Ma cuisine donne directement sur le terrain par une grande baie vitrée que nous laissons le plus souvent ouverte, et ce jour là ma mère avait décidé d'ouvrir le parc des poneys pour qu'ils aillent un peu manger l'herbe devant la maison... Sauf qu'elle a oublié de fermer la baie vitrée et que le poney (Bébé Yuna de son petit nom affectueux) en a profité direct pour aller visiter (et manger, de toute évidence !) Du coup, je vous laisse imaginer le flip en me levant, pas très fraîche, et en tombant nez à nez avec le petit monstre, qui a laissé tomber son pain en me voyant et a filé direct dehors ! Mais ça m'a bien fait rigoler ^^ Je vous rassure donc, je n'ai rien bu ni pris quoi que ce soit qui m'aurait fait voir en plus des éléphants roses et des licornes ! Et pour la personne qui s'est demandé pourquoi un bout de pain traînait sur la table, ma mère avait oublié de l'enlever après avoir pris son petit déjeuner... Ça a profité à d'autres me direz vous ;) Voilà voilà ! Encore merci pour vos commentaires délirants, j'espère vous avoir éclairés !