About Blue-dream
Si une phrase devait me décrire : "Abandonner, c'est mourir". Mais j'ai survécu \o/ « Ce n’est pas un signe de bonne santé que d’être bien adapté à une société profondément malade. » Jiddu Krishnamurti Souriante et joviale, mais également susceptible et rancunière. Bavarde mais timide. Introvertie mais loin d'être discrète. Autant de qualités que de défauts. Je suis explosive, sanguine, émotive. Mais je me décris plutôt comme une passionnée, prête à défendre ses convictions et à se battre pour ce qui lui paraît juste. "Tant que vous n'avez pas aimé un animal, une partie de votre âme sera toujours sans éclat, endormie" Anatole France Végétarienne ne souhaitant pas avoir d'enfants. Je ne demande pas aux gens de me comprendre, mais de respecter ce que je suis.
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Blue-dream's FML badges
  • King of the seas

    You reached the maximal level, nothing can stop you now!
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

    You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
  • FAAAAAACEBOOK

    Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
  • Outside your time zone

    You submitted this FML from outside of your country.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
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    You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
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  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
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    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • The rules are the rules

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  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
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    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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  • 50 favorites

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  • Mobility

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  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    2%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    2%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    3%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    6%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    3%
  • Godlike spy - level 007

    You're following 200 people
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  • Master spy - level Maxwell Smart

    You're following 100 people
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  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
    0%
  • So, what happened next…

    You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
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  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • Multitasking

    You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
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  • Picture this FML

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  • I’m your new creative director

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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    20%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    10%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    63%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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  • Amateur spy - level Johnny English

    You're following 50 people
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The list of badges to find
Blue-dream's favorite FMLs
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