Red flag, comme on dit
By MecDeg - 09/11/2012 09:10 - France - Strasbourg
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Merci pour le repérage de la faute "ne m'a pas vuE". Je ne sais jamais quand il faut accorder avec avoir. Pour la VDM, le petit garçon était assez turbulent mais pas méchant. Je prends le bus tous les jours, et les enfants veulent toujours demander l'arrêt. Je voulais juste être gentille, j'pensais pas que sa mère allait réagir comme ça... Non je n'ai pas dit à la mère que c'était moi qui lui avait dit de le faire. J'ai honte, mais je n'ai pas osé sur le coup, encore surprise par cette baffe.
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By Mouhahaa - 07/05/2012 14:17 - France - Malakoff
(Je suis l'auteur(e) de la VDM) En fait t'as pas tout à fait tort, puisque c'est dans ce sens-là qu'elle l'a dit; elle s'intéressait (elle est décédée depuis, cette anecdote m'est arrivée il y a bientôt 15 ans) au comportement des chats, donc elle a juste dit ça comme elle aurait dit "aux meubles", mais je sais pas, j'aurais préféré :) @Neko42: ça nous a fait beaucoup rire lui et moi, future belle-maman (future-ex, puisque nous avons pris des chemins différents) n'a pas vraiment pas saisi pourquoi, mais comme c'était de toute façon très drôle car spontané, on a laissé tomber les explications. @Celinouche: Oui j'ai tourné ça en "plutôt froide" vu que le nombre de caractères est très limité, mais c'était plutôt quelqu'un de "cash" avec tout le monde, pas méchante, mais pas vraiment chaleureuse, elle n'aimait pas spécialement communiquer en fait... Donc moi ou une autre fille, ça aurait sûrement été pareil :) Sinon il n'y a là aucune stigmatisation des belle-mamans, c'est tout simplement que ce site est là pour raconter les travers de la vie quotidienne, donc forcément les protagonistes ont souvent le mauvais rôle, c'est tout... ma belle-mère actuelle est d'ailleurs tout à fait charmante ! Enfin, jusque-là...