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  • 43 years-old
  • Sunday 31 October 1982
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A tout ceux qui se posent des questions sur le contenu du fond de ma culotte : NON ! il n'y avait ni trace de frein, ni accident de ragnagna, ni perte blanche excessive, et NON cela ne me fait pas spécialement rêver de me balader 24h/24 avec un vieux bout de PQ au fond de la culotte (quelle idée bizarre !) A tout ceux qui se demandent à quelle fréquence je me lave : NON ! je ne me lave pas qu'une fois par semaine, mais une fois par jour comme (presque) tout le monde il me semble ! A tout ceux qui se demandent tout les combien de temps je change de culotte, NON je n'utilise pas une seule culotte par semaine, mais je la change tout les jours ! (D'ailleurs pour le coup celle ci je l'avait portée juste pendant la nuit sous ma chemise de nuit !) A tout ceux qui sont choqué de savoir que "oulalalalala j'ai oublier de mettre ma petite culotte directement dans le beau petit panier-panier à linge prévu a cet effet", je leur répond que OUI il m'arrive d'oublier de la mettre immédiatement, mais que NON quoi qu'il en soit elle ne reste jamais trainer pendant 1 semaine a moisir, ou "en état de décomposition" comme j'ai pu le lire... A tout ceux qui s'inquiète sur mon état de santé, c'est très gentil de votre part mais NON je n'ai pas le diabète ! A tout ceux qui sont choqué de ma pudeur : "ohhhhh mais comment tu fais pour publier ça sur INTERNET, à ta place j'aurais HONTE !" Et bien je leur répond que OUI cela peut arriver a tout le monde, ainsi je ne voit pas pourquoi j'aurais honte ! Et à tout ceux qui ont pu être choquer de voir les réactions de certains et bien ce fut la même pour moi !!!!! Bref je suis fière de ma VDM !!!! Je la kiffe !!!! Je pense même encadrer cette petite culotte pour la remercier de m'avoir apportée l'un de mes plus gros fous rires !! (ou alors la mettre aux enchères sur ebay, des acheteurs ??)

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Je vous annonce que je sors de mon entretien avec mon cher employeur et que je garde mon poste...Mais ce n'est que partie remise ! (sauf si le patron est sur VDM...)

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Mettons les choses au clair pour eviter que tout cela prenne une demesure totale. C'etait une plaisanterie. Nous passons notre temps a nous faire des vannes et c'etait juste une de plus qui pour une fois etait bien trouvée et plutot drole. Il ne faut pas tout prendre au pied de la lettre et penser tout de suite que ce mec est un connard.