Astuce séduction
By zyva - 26/05/2014 00:42 - France - Orchies
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
By zyva - 26/05/2014 00:42 - France - Orchies
By insommniak - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
By Abstinent - 29/05/2014 11:49 - France - Lyon
By PtiBiskwi - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Belgique
By baveux - 30/05/2014 12:50 - France - Montpellier
By Emerics - 31/05/2014 07:00 - Norvège - Stavanger
Bonjour, bonsoir :) Je suis l'auteur de cette vdm et il me semble important de préciser quelques choses. Tout d'abord je vous remercie de vous soucier de ma santé intime et de celle de mon amie, mais nous nous portons tres bien. :) Je prends soin de mon saucisson haha! Pour la petite histoire, ma soeur ne savait pas que je n'etais pas seul, et elle pensait réellement que nous avions fait des sandwiches. Ô jeunesse pure et innocente. Bref, ce fût ma première vdm, et je pensais qu'il serait drole de la partager. :) Bonne soirée ou journée selon l'heure de lecture à tous !
By anonyme - 03/06/2014 23:15 - France - Grenoble
By futurex - 04/06/2014 10:21 - Royaume-Uni
By Mon-chat-me-hait - 01/07/2014 17:46 - France - Thiais
By mamagelmane - 09/07/2014 09:25 - France - Vervezelle
By Anonyme - 01/08/2014 17:54 - France
By carooooo - 02/08/2014 01:33 - France - Niort
By NeedOil - 25/08/2014 20:17 - France - La Menitr
By Anonyme - 27/08/2014 14:04 - France
By Luc4sss - 07/09/2014 19:56 - France - Nice
By DSK - 08/09/2014 00:13 - France - Paris
By mistydad - 28/09/2014 15:29 - Belgique - Li?ge
By MTP-BopALula - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Valergues
By NeverAgain - 30/09/2014 19:36 - France - Fonbeauzard
By troploin - 03/10/2014 21:12 - France
Salut salut ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM :) Les commentaires sont très drôles merci :p Pour la petite histoire j'ai fêté le départ d'une amie, du coup on a fini tard (ou tôt, selon le point de vue), et on est allé voter en rentrant de soirée :D Je suis serveur, et mon patron a dû se débrouiller sans moi Lundi, je lui ai dit être malade au réveil il est compréhensif heureusement :) Pour la performance non je n'ai pas pris de somnifère, mais une bonne dose d'alcool ajoutée à la fatigue accumulée de la semaine, le tout agrémenté d'une bouteille d'eau près du lit, et le tour est joué :)