By Canop - 28/10/2008 14:02
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Cold_turkey's favorite FMLs
By Wo0dy - 28/10/2008 18:15
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By gimmeawall - 06/11/2008 18:15
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Oui, c'est sûr que je connais ma note --' Enfin, avec un peu de chance, je peux avoir 0.5 pour le papier, quoi... Juste, étant donné que la prof a encore la feuille, je vous donne seulement la traduction française que nous avions fait avant de la traduire (minablement) au traducteur google : Mr Churros rencontre un écureuil. Il lui demande l'air amusé Mais l'écureuil lui répond Mr Churros a-t-il toujours mal à l'anus ? Bref, non seulement ça ne rimait pas, mais en plus c'était franchement mauvais. Et assez horrible. ^^ C'était juste un mauvais délire de lycéens idiots qui ne veulent pas faire leur espagnol, mais le pire quand même, c'est que je m'étais ensuite décarcassé pour faire un vrai poème à rendre, et que j'étais fière de ce que j'avais prévu.... (Oui, pour ceux qui se demandent "pourquoi la blague mauvaise sur le pâté ?", je réponds qu'on devait faire 6 vers) Au moins ça vous aura fait rire (plus que moi quand j'aurai ma note --')
By grognon - 28/11/2008 15:37
By calogerotte - 08/12/2008 09:32
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Avant de m'insulter de mauvaise mère, je tiens à vous préciser que je ne l'emmène pas tous les jours au mc do, ni même toutes les semaines, mais une fois a suffi à ce qu'il comprenne qu'au drive on avait des frites ! Les petits ont une mémoire d'éléphant.
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Claqué
By amara92 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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By Gillermo - 01/02/2009 23:55
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Alors en fait, à l'instant même où j'ai retiré l'orange, il s'est mis à faire 15 000 tours d'aquarium, faisait celui qui pouvait plus respirer en s'affolant à la surface. Et à l'instant où j'ai remis l'orange, il s'est reposé devant comme si de rien n'était... Je vais acheter des oranges que pour lui ! Mais vous affolez pas, depuis il est aussi tombé amoureux de la bouteille de sirop de citron lol
Réfléchis !
By Monoeil - 27/02/2009 19:48
Symbiose
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By sushi - 01/04/2009 21:30
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#9 avec moi on regarde pas la télé :) et je juuuure que je ne l'ai pas poussé. Cela dit il a assez vite rigolé... et les bisoux magiques marchent toujours aussi bien.
Cristalline
By irinaminima - 06/04/2009 21:21
Astucieux
By notsobad - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By Lalouve93 - 13/04/2009 09:14
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Pour les quelques réponses. Je ne me serais pas permis de faire ça chez mes parents. C'est chez moi. Et pas de restriction de pièce puisqu'il n'y a qu'une pièce de 200 m2. Bon on a quand même réussi à le faire. À grand coup de musique et d'eau savonneuse. Par contre 1 an après, j'ai retrouvé des traces de vomi sous la terrasse. Arggggg
Non mais c'est qu'en plus, des comme ça, j'en ai le droit environ toutes les semaines avec elle ... J'en reposterai peut-etre d'autre un jour... ( Je précise que c'est moi qui lui ai fait découvrir la Famille Addams et que Toy Story c'est très bien !!! :p )