Sésame
By totsukaba - 23/03/2010 16:49
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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ah si si, à 7 ans elle a bien réussi son coup et j'ai pas écrit qu'elle avait transpercé le matelas mais decoupé !! le tissu du matelas là où elle avait fait pipi .. 'fin bref hein ...