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By JACK HOT - 01/09/2011 09:41 - France
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Je suis la co-auteure de cette vie de merde. En fait cette anecdote est arrivée à une amie, j'étais avec elle ce matin et on a écrit la VDM ensemble. Elle a beaucoup d'écart en âge avec ses frères et soeurs et c'est exactement ça qui s'est passé. Une maman qui a de l'humour :)
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By Jordi - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
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Trop drôles vos com :-D! Heureusement la maîtresse de mon fils est plutôt "couille" ;-) (elle a l'habitude) et son orthophoniste aussi ... Pour vous répondre : #15 : Nous n'habitons pas à Montpellier mais en région lyonnaise . #21 : L'orthophoniste a bien sûr avant toute chose vérifié que la bouche soit fonctionnelle , donc entre autres choses le frein de taille suffisante :-) L'autre jour : "maman regarde, mon bateau "couille" !" moi, voulant le reprendre : "non mon chéri, il ne "COUILLE" pas ...", lui : "ouais, t'as raison, il fiotte !"